A status fight is the act of when you and a person you do not like, particularly an ex-girlfriend, exchange status’ indirectly to one another. The status' do not have to be harmful to one another, they simply have to state that this person is online.
Ex-Girlfriend: I LOVE TO SHOP!!!
Boy: You could not believe the immensity of the fuck that I do not give about shopping.
At this time the Status fight has begun, Notice how the male does not directly tell his Ex-Girlfriend to fuck off, but states what she does not like.
Boy: You could not believe the immensity of the fuck that I do not give about shopping.
At this time the Status fight has begun, Notice how the male does not directly tell his Ex-Girlfriend to fuck off, but states what she does not like.
by jomama217 November 26, 2010
Friend Trimming is the act of deleting the friends you do not know on any social network. (i.e. facebook, myspace.. etc..)
Dude, I have to go friend trimming today because I have over 50 pornstars and my parents are getting worried.
by jomama217 May 04, 2010
The act of poking a ridiculously hot bitch on Facebook, either resulting in her messaging you or poking you back as if she is interested.
Guy 1: Dude, I tried pulling a classy as fuck on this hoe with over 3,000 Facebook friends
Guy 2: How’d that turn out?
Guy 1: She deleted and reported me for sexual harassment.
Guy 2: How’d that turn out?
Guy 1: She deleted and reported me for sexual harassment.
by jomama217 September 28, 2011
A sleeveless cotton shirt, similar to a wife-beater. However, it can and more than likely is decorated with stripes or other various patterns. Typically worn by a St. Francis faggot who more than likely has a complete wardrobe of them to show off their division 3 muscles. This fashion accessory is far different from its counterpart; the collared polo, which is typically worn by people with class, such as Loyola’s fine young men.
St. Francis Boy: Duuuuuuuuuuude we beat Loyola this year in foobaaaa!!!! I tink owerr bro tanks helppedd uz!
Other St. Francis Child: I knoww haa? Maybe we can beat them in one other sport in the next 30 years!!!!
Other St. Francis Child: I knoww haa? Maybe we can beat them in one other sport in the next 30 years!!!!
by jomama217 August 14, 2011
A Niggersec is not a certain amount of time; it is simply four times faster than the amount of time given. For example, if someone did a timed event in 4 seconds, a nigger did this event in one second.
White Man: I just ran the 100 meter sprint in 38.32 seconds.
Usain Bolt: Really dude? I ran the 100 meter sprint in 9.58 Niggersec(s).
Usain Bolt: Really dude? I ran the 100 meter sprint in 9.58 Niggersec(s).
by jomama217 December 21, 2011
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