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Formspring Loner

A Formspring Loner is one who asks themselves an anonymous question on Formspring that they wish to answer, but no one has asked them.
How big is your penis?

Good Question, It is two inches. FROM THE GROUND!!!

^^^ Formspring Loner
by jomama217 December 24, 2010
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Friend Trimming

Friend Trimming is the act of deleting the friends you do not know on any social network. (i.e. facebook, myspace.. etc..)
Dude, I have to go friend trimming today because I have over 50 pornstars and my parents are getting worried.
by jomama217 May 3, 2010
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Jolly Mama

An attractive female. It’s close relative, Molly Jama, means the same thing, just a little more attractive.
Guy 1: Doe, Marisa Ferguson is a jolly mama.

Guy 2: The molliest!
by jomama217 June 24, 2012
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Shiii’iunno

Bob-Jim: Hey Jim-Bob, who clogged da shitta?

Jim-Bob: Shiii’iunno, Bob-Jim!
by jomama217 August 24, 2011
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Vagina

Something you will never receive if you are looking “vagina” up on www.urbandictionary.com.
You’re such a fucking loner if you look up vagina on UD.
by jomama217 December 17, 2011
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Jogahji

( jO-guh-jie )

Used as a hurtful insult, originally derived from the basque last name "Jauregui." Having multiple meanings, the most prominent of which being "a dumb nagger" ("nagger" in substitution for "nigger," however this term can refer to people of all races). One who is referred to as a "jogahji" has no regard for authority, does not employ common sense, and/ or enjoys kissing rainbows.
1) Youz a dangummit jogahji, and das all ya'll eva be.

2) Stop bein' onea dem dangdung jogahjis.

3) Dis dumb nagger is a dowrigh' jogahji.

4) Whoeva clogged da shitta is a damn jogahji.

5) Rashaad, stop bein'a damn jogahji.
by jomama217 August 5, 2011
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Qazed

(Kah-zd)

1) To have a complete and irrational cunt move done unto yourself.

2) To score less then 30% on any variation of exam/test/quiz.
1) Did you see what Mr. Caldwell did to William? He totally qazed him!

2) Fuck man, I just qazed on that test; that will really lower my grade.
by jomama217 November 21, 2011
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