by Jojo August 09, 2004

Abbreviation for West Edmonton Mall - the largest mall in the world filled with some of the dumbest tourists in the world.
Some actual questions asked of the merchants working there:
"What's upstairs?" (It's a mall, duh, more stores!)
"Where is the ice-skating rink?" (The one you're standing in front of, bonehead!)
And too many more stupid questions to list.
"What's upstairs?" (It's a mall, duh, more stores!)
"Where is the ice-skating rink?" (The one you're standing in front of, bonehead!)
And too many more stupid questions to list.
by JoJo July 23, 2004

by jojo February 23, 2005

Cap, a take on the ever popular "Jap" (Jewish American Princess), is simply a Christian girl raised in a jewish envrionment who wants nothing more than to be jewish. She owns the usual Jewish clothing staples- Juicy, Kate Spade, Seven Jeans, Citizens of Humanity, Coach, Louis Vutton, etc. etc. She straighens our her already basically straight hair, unlike that of her jewish, curly haired counterparts. She is taller than the average jew, and wishes to be slightly shorter so she too could smash her feet into 4 in heels and not tower over NJB's (nice jewish boys). Jewish mothers accept these women like they would a JAP, and reconize them as one of their own. These women will marry Jews, and assimilate into Jewish society by converting and raising proper whiney jewish children.
by JoJo May 13, 2005

When a man defecates on a woman's chest and has sex with her breasts using the excrement as lubricant.
by jojo March 04, 2004
