noogie

"Noogie, noogie, noogie," was screamed by the protestors when the cops exerted violent behavior while placing them under arrest.
by john2 July 29, 2008
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tortured genius

You are smart. Brilliant in fact. And while it's a blessing, it's also a curse. Your head is filled with everything - grand ideas, insufferable worries, and a good deal of angst.

You're uniquely brilliant - and completely misunderstood.
Not like you really want anyone to understand you anyway. You're pretty happy being an island.
Shakespeare, Van Gough , Michaelangelo and Mozart have varying degress of genius.

Rock stars, poets, painters and artists are current pop culture tortured geniuses. The genius of geniuses managed to keep the wolf from the door.
by john2 September 21, 2009
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moving metal

I've been moving metal for the past 13 years and I'm now I'm the manager of sales at our local dealership.
by john2 August 26, 2013
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tolerhate

To have to put up and shut up with a person, situation, co-worker etc. when you really want to shut them down, wipe out their family and anyone else who is in agreement and against yours when you know you're right.
I tolerhate my job and boss, but I must pay the bills and remain employed in order to raise my family.
by john2 January 25, 2008
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grande dame

1. A highly respected elderly or middle-aged woman. 2. A respected woman having extensive experience in her field. 3. Elegant, well-educated, an heir or presence about them.
The lady who entered the room turned many heads towards her and they will remember her after she has left - not by name but by her being because she is a grande dame. Sophia Loren, Katherine Hepburn, actresses. Georgia O'Keefe, painter/artist. Queen Latifa, rap artist.
by john2 June 03, 2006
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dymo

A person who feels the need to apply a - usually negative - label to each person and then treat them as such. Often short-sighted and ignorant, their preferred information resources are gossip magazines, entertainment celebrity shows and personal mobile devices. Named after a popular label maker often found in your local stationary department.
That dymo just called her a slut based on the smell of her perfume.
by john2 August 30, 2010
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sacanagem

1. A Portuguese word that roughly translates to "Let's experiment in the world of erotic experience in a dirty sort of way."
2. A dirty trick or shenanigan.
1. She walked past and I could see in her eyes she was a girl who liked to get down, dirty and nasty...sacanagem.
2. "Man, I trusted you and you lied to me. Sacanagem!"
by john2 December 30, 2008
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