john stromboli's definitions

Jauoq

boner upside-down

Jauoq e a^ey !

by john stromboli June 23, 2025

Luci

The coolest character from Matt Groening's Disenchantment.

Luci is awesome

by john stromboli September 7, 2020

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When you are so bored you make a border in the middle of the keyboard and then type all the letters in the two sections you just made

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by john stromboli December 29, 2022

Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.

Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you

by john stromboli April 11, 2021

koala's vagina

A cooter with some funky shtuff up there.

This girl got a koala's vagina

by john stromboli January 3, 2021

iahayahayamawaatg

"i am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together". a lyric from "I Am the Walrus" by the Beatles.

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by john stromboli January 3, 2025

sanny claus

What everyone from anywhere near NY or PA calls Old St. Nicholas.

some grandmother from Brooklyn: soon sanny claus will come

by john stromboli January 3, 2021