Definitions by john stromboli

ur wife has no life

As I'm typing this, I am slowly dying from heat stroke because of this insult. Never use it, unless you want to die.

some heckin bicher: ur wife has no life
everyone: mR sTaRk...

ur wife has no life by john stromboli February 16, 2021

So this is how liberty dies

With thunderous applause. A quote from the Star Wars fictional character, Padme Amidala, played by Natalie Portman.

Padme: So this is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause.

So this is how liberty dies by john stromboli January 22, 2021

God's body count

Something very surprising. Compare it with Satan's and you'll worship him soon.

God's body count is higher than Satan's.

God's body count by john stromboli January 10, 2021

Toilet 

#1 cause of AFK-kicking in gamers.

I got kicked for being AFK for too long just because I needed to use the toilet.

Toilet by john stromboli January 10, 2021

koala's vagina

A cooter with some funky shtuff up there.

This girl got a koala's vagina

koala's vagina by john stromboli January 3, 2021

sanny claus

What everyone from anywhere near NY or PA calls Old St. Nicholas.

some grandmother from Brooklyn: soon sanny claus will come

sanny claus by john stromboli January 3, 2021

Doucher than a body wash 

When your douchery goes past douchery. People will start to wish you were liven't at this point.

Chad is doucher than a body wash.

Doucher than a body wash by john stromboli January 3, 2021