47 definitions by john stromboli

ezpzlmnsquez

A fancier version of "easy peasy lemon squeezy" if you pronounce it correctly

ezpzlmnsquez

by john stromboli February 16, 2023

iwbnfouevcmsiehwvudbqvGovernment

What Winston Churchill once said

"iwbnfouevcmsiehwvudbqvGovernment."

Winston Churchill

by john stromboli August 5, 2022

Frederick Quicksilver

mother, i have just committed homicide on a man
put an armed weapon against his cranium
pulled the firing mechanism via my finger, now he has died

Frederick quicksilver was also in the music band named matriarch

by john stromboli November 28, 2022

your hubby a teletubby

Worse than your granny tranny, worse than your sister a mister, worse than everything. Your opponent will get on one knee and lick your damn feet clean if you say this.

your hubby a teletubby
some random bro: i serve you my master

by john stromboli December 14, 2021

Meerkat on a lid

When you accidentally shit on the toilet lid.

Joel: Shit, I just put a meerkat on a lid.
Vince: Your mom is SO going to kill you dude.

by john stromboli September 15, 2020

4321qazxcfds0987ujklm

Congratulations, you tried to make 69 with your keyboard. Only 6.297 quadrillion more keyboard combinations to go!

4321qazxcfds0987ujklm

by john stromboli October 13, 2023

madanascar

Malagasy car races.

Anyone else surprised this is the first definition of Madanascar?

by john stromboli July 7, 2021