john stromboli's definitions

what time is it

"it's time for lunch"
- Mr grouper

what time is it

by john stromboli November 27, 2022

Luci

The coolest character from Matt Groening's Disenchantment.

Luci is awesome

by john stromboli September 7, 2020

Jauoq

boner upside-down

Jauoq e a^ey !

by john stromboli June 23, 2025

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When you are so bored you make a border in the middle of the keyboard and then type all the letters in the two sections you just made

tygvqwerasdfzxcuiophjklbnm

by john stromboli December 29, 2022

😧😧👨 ⚕️👉😧👨 ⚕️😧🛌

Is this loss?

😧😧👨 ⚕️👉😧👨 ⚕️😧🛌

by john stromboli April 11, 2021

Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.

Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you

by john stromboli April 11, 2021

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by john stromboli January 3, 2025