john smith's definitions

chcracknigspicdianew

a person who is part chinese, white (cracker), african-american (nigger), hispanic (spic), indian, and jewish

Jeff is such a chcracknigspicdianew

by john smith March 23, 2005

turnmire

a really large pile of crap

"hey i have to go take a turnmire"

by john smith March 21, 2005

Wang

A Pimp last name. The name is Pimpin. A guy i know is named Steven Wang. Stevem is a gay name. If it is put onto Wang, it means that person sucks donkey balls, and eats ball cheese from the prarie oysters of a young bull.

He is also a damn chinese fuck.

Steven Wang is a damn chinese fuck.

by John Smith March 9, 2005

young love

the forbidden love a 21 year old has for a 16 year old lolita. aka 'Jail Bait''

Hopefully Jordan pulled out of his young love so he won't be charged with statutory rape.'

by John Smith March 1, 2005

dumpfart

A lot like the word shart, it is when farts but then he poops his pants.
Made popular by the song "Dumpfart" by Keith Barbado.

I was walking down the street and i dumpfarted on a hobo.

by John Smith February 22, 2005

mf-count

There was this girl named maya, she is a whore
She fucks people over and has no friends
the mf-count means maya friend count and there is usually a 1 or 2 after it because nobody wants to be her friend.

the mf-count is 1 today cause she fucked over her only other friend yesterday.

by John Smith February 22, 2005

PLan Z

Young, improving, rapper from North Vancouver, BC, Canada. Check out his site at www.plan-z.tk

Half Persian/ Half Chinese...

Man: I heard some guys were gonna throw eggs at PLan Z when he was performing at the youth group mini-concert.

Woman: Some people just don't know what real hip hop is. They must be jealous of Plan Z or something, you know, he's pretty talented.

by John Smith February 19, 2005