john smith's definitions

Nombie

Just a guy, with love handels. Adam Molloy apparently fancies him. How odd. Smells quite alot.

Gaw, he smells like a Nombie.

by John Smith April 19, 2005

GreenfireQ

Someone Who was orginally called Sk8bordin01 and used AOL and Used IGn but left AOL and IGN!

My Q is on Fire and is Green

by John Smith September 2, 2004

mcjob

NOUN Slang. A job, usually in the retail or service sector, that is low paying, often temporary, and offers minimal or no benefits or opportunity for promotion.

by John Smith July 3, 2003

penis breathe

when a chick or guy has sucked to much cock that their breathe stinks of some bad cock.

jared,luke.o and sluts and gay fags

by john smith November 26, 2003

twinbill

to play a double-header

They opened the twin-bill with a win.

by John Smith February 14, 2005

dumpfart

A lot like the word shart, it is when farts but then he poops his pants.
Made popular by the song "Dumpfart" by Keith Barbado.

I was walking down the street and i dumpfarted on a hobo.

by John Smith February 22, 2005

total recall

complete domination

He performed a total recall

by john smith October 9, 2003