Internet handle for one of the coolest guys around -- Johnny Spazz, or "J" to the "G" (me). Longest stay is at guitar.com: 2000-
by john griffin May 28, 2004

by John Griffin February 08, 2004

by John Griffin May 12, 2004

A nickname for a girl named Melissa or Melanie. Coolest girl around. She is really down to earth and has a lot of friends. She also has the sexiest booty ever. All guys want to hit that. From behind.
by John griffin February 13, 2013

Slang for fecal matter.
by John Griffin August 24, 2003

short for 'coitis' (sexual intercourse)
by John Griffin May 12, 2004

Tom: "How did you do on that test Tuesday?"
Luke: "I didn't study; it fucked me in the mud pussy."
or
"shut up or I'll fuck you in the mud pussy!"
Luke: "I didn't study; it fucked me in the mud pussy."
or
"shut up or I'll fuck you in the mud pussy!"
by John Griffin May 12, 2004
