drumline

most talented, crazy, fun, and exciting people in the band. typically not your typical band geeks. these guys are normally drummers in rock/punk bands or even in some cases produce rap beats (i do both). most often not a loser and has friends. a lot of them are also athletes. these great people CAN read music. so fuck woodwind players. these people also hate their conductor because conductors blame all their problems on the drums. lastly the group that tends to have the most people kicked out of the band dude to excessive crazyness or smoking weed in the porto pottys.

u hear johnny got kicked out of band for walking out of class when the conductor yelled at him?

too bad he was a big part of the drumline.

by john gallione January 17, 2007

marching band

hell on earth. only good when you have a huge band and a teacher who isnt a total cuntwad. something that you can get thrown out of for improvising.

john got kicked out of the marching band because he improvised all his snare parts because his teacher is a fuckface and cant see what a good drummer he is. it didn't help that he made fun of her obesity and he was an athlete

by john gallione December 09, 2008

paul mccartney

talented, yes. overrated,yes. best song writer ever, no.

paul mccartney was known really as the lead beatle. though to common misconception, the best beatles songs were actually written by george harrison, not mccartney or lennon. paul also was known to pass on good ideas. I.E "while my guitar gently weeps". mccartney said it would never make the record and that it would be a mistake to record it. Harrison prevailed and got eric clapton (see god for more on eric) to play on the track. While my guitar gently weeps is known to lots of beatles fans as the best beatles song ever written.

paul mccartney is an over rated songwriter, still very good though.

by john gallione January 01, 2007

arena football

to the guy who said the game is full of shitty kickers is retarded. the goalpost is higher and narrower than an nfl goalpost. im a kicker for my school and im telling you its way hard.

arena football may have nfl rejects for every other position, but not kickers.

by john gallione December 09, 2008

white sox

southside baseball team from chicago. won the world series in '05 but still no one shows up to their games. they make jokes the cubs corking their bats but didnt albert belle cork his shit when he was on the white sox? thats what i thought.

hey the white sox won the world series in 05.
how come no one comes to the cell?
because its in the middle of the projects
oh i see, wanna go to wrigley?
sure!

by john gallione June 07, 2007

Staind

first off if you cant play staind songs because there too hard, you suck at life. Thats not a reason to like or dislike a band anyway. I think staind has had a couple good songs. check out mudshovel, its been a while, for you and outside. all pretty decent songs.

staind is an ok band

by john gallione March 27, 2007

columbine

what happens when assholes treat people like shit. sadly enough the world hasn't learned a damn thing from this and most likely never will.

columbine was the result of two kids who were reduced to nothing on a daily basis.

by john gallione February 19, 2007