Definitions by john gallione
arena football
to the guy who said the game is full of shitty kickers is retarded. the goalpost is higher and narrower than an nfl goalpost. im a kicker for my school and im telling you its way hard.
arena football by john gallione December 9, 2008
marching band
hell on earth. only good when you have a huge band and a teacher who isnt a total cuntwad. something that you can get thrown out of for improvising.
john got kicked out of the marching band because he improvised all his snare parts because his teacher is a fuckface and cant see what a good drummer he is. it didn't help that he made fun of her obesity and he was an athlete
marching band by john gallione December 9, 2008
dead man's hand
the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.
hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.
dead man's hand by john gallione December 9, 2008
shot put
the anti-track sport because it requires no endurance whatsoever. most guys on the shot put team are football players who get bored in the spring or football players that can't cut it in baseball any more.
shot put by john gallione March 31, 2008
white sox
southside baseball team from chicago. won the world series in '05 but still no one shows up to their games. they make jokes the cubs corking their bats but didnt albert belle cork his shit when he was on the white sox? thats what i thought.
hey the white sox won the world series in 05.
how come no one comes to the cell?
because its in the middle of the projects
oh i see, wanna go to wrigley?
sure!
how come no one comes to the cell?
because its in the middle of the projects
oh i see, wanna go to wrigley?
sure!
white sox by john gallione June 7, 2007
marilyn manson
true- guy who relies on shock to sell his albums. nothing more than another man wearing makeup to get famous. he sells an image not music. he is no better than dashboard confessional.
false- the reason columbine and 9/11 happened. he didnt get a gun and kill those kids, two depressed kids did.
false- the reason columbine and 9/11 happened. he didnt get a gun and kill those kids, two depressed kids did.
marilyn manson by john gallione June 2, 2007
Staind
first off if you cant play staind songs because there too hard, you suck at life. Thats not a reason to like or dislike a band anyway. I think staind has had a couple good songs. check out mudshovel, its been a while, for you and outside. all pretty decent songs.
Staind by john gallione March 27, 2007