john gallione's definitions

arena football

to the guy who said the game is full of shitty kickers is retarded. the goalpost is higher and narrower than an nfl goalpost. im a kicker for my school and im telling you its way hard.

arena football may have nfl rejects for every other position, but not kickers.

by john gallione December 9, 2008

marching band

hell on earth. only good when you have a huge band and a teacher who isnt a total cuntwad. something that you can get thrown out of for improvising.

john got kicked out of the marching band because he improvised all his snare parts because his teacher is a fuckface and cant see what a good drummer he is. it didn't help that he made fun of her obesity and he was an athlete

by john gallione December 9, 2008

dead man's hand

the hand that wild bill hichock had when he was shot do death on a poker game. not two pair, its a full house aces over eights.

hellmuith is gonna get trapped by doyle brunson here, helmuith has aces but doyle has the dead man's hand.

by john gallione December 9, 2008

shot put

the anti-track sport because it requires no endurance whatsoever. most guys on the shot put team are football players who get bored in the spring or football players that can't cut it in baseball any more.

dude nick just threw 52'6. hes going to the state finals for shot put.

by john gallione March 31, 2008

white sox

southside baseball team from chicago. won the world series in '05 but still no one shows up to their games. they make jokes the cubs corking their bats but didnt albert belle cork his shit when he was on the white sox? thats what i thought.

hey the white sox won the world series in 05.
how come no one comes to the cell?
because its in the middle of the projects
oh i see, wanna go to wrigley?
sure!

by john gallione June 7, 2007

marilyn manson

true- guy who relies on shock to sell his albums. nothing more than another man wearing makeup to get famous. he sells an image not music. he is no better than dashboard confessional.

false- the reason columbine and 9/11 happened. he didnt get a gun and kill those kids, two depressed kids did.

marilyn manson sucks dick but he isnt the reason why kidds kill people.

by john gallione June 2, 2007

Staind

first off if you cant play staind songs because there too hard, you suck at life. Thats not a reason to like or dislike a band anyway. I think staind has had a couple good songs. check out mudshovel, its been a while, for you and outside. all pretty decent songs.

staind is an ok band

by john gallione March 27, 2007