john Smith's definitions

gorbasm

The feeling that the American, and general western liberal elites in the media, politics and academia get when they contemplate all the actions of Mikhail Gorbachev--the man they credit with bringing peace to the world, mostly since they hate Ronald Reagan (That cowboy!) too much to credit him with the fall of the Soviet Union. Whether or not they see that development as a bad thing is another story in itself...

A Gorbasm, ladies & gentlemen, is fake. A Gorbasm is a phony feeling of bliss and euphoria. Mikhail Gorbachev was credited by the media, and by many liberals in this country, with preserving the peace and security of the planet threatened by warmonger Ronald Reagan, and with bringing freedom to Eastern Europe and what used to be the Soviet Union.

To me, the Reagan defense buildup showed that we could maintain a world-class defense and a first-class economy, and the Soviets crumbled trying to keep up.

The time for worldwide jubilation was the day the USSR disintegrated. Gorbachev’s ouster has given the best reason in the world to have that one final, but sincere, Gorbasm. For now that the communist regime has imploded, there truly is a chance for lasting peace.

by John Smith October 14, 2004

huw man

Geezer how gets big muscles from this thing called grey skull

"by the power of grey skull, i have the power!"

by John Smith January 6, 2004

nunue pad

A small absorbent cotton pad placed in ones underwear over the anal opening in order to catch debris and unwanted particles.

Change pad every 3 hours on heavy days and every 6 on light days.

In order to get rid of the unsightly stains in my underwear, i began wearing nunue pads and am now stain free.

by John Smith March 11, 2004

MANDINGO

black man with huge cock

Brian is the mandingo in mandingo junction.

by John Smith March 30, 2005

koro

A word i heard in my pyschology lesson from my teacher sam rogers. It is the disease in which the penis grows inward causing spontaneous combustion

it was cold, alex noticed that his penis had started to shrink, his penis then went inside himself and he died.

by john smith November 9, 2004

Ogg Vorbis

Total title for the OGG-audio code.
License free.
Supports multiple channels up to 256.
Far more superior to elder technologies as the German MP3-code.
Will not be used in the industry that quickly.

I just uploaded ogg-encoded files to Kazaa.

by John Smith November 2, 2003

MEGAginge

MEGAginge is the name of an ex moderator of nukezone and founder of the now ended mega crew - He is either loved or hates but is for sure a legend

Newbie: MEGAginge is a legend
MEGAginge: I agree!

by John Smith July 25, 2004