john Smith's definitions

Scud

Scud is a Soviet made ballistic missile which Iraq used alot against Iran and American forces.The missile was originally designed to carry a 100-kiloton nuclear warhead or a 2,000 pound conventional warhead, with ranges from 100 to 180 miles.

The scud can be intercepted by a Mobile SAM like the Patriot.

by John Smith February 14, 2004

Ricci

A ranchy transvestite who enjoys placing rasins in her anus

Dude, did you see that Ricci, she smells schtanky

by john smith December 30, 2004

turnmire

a really large pile of crap

"hey i have to go take a turnmire"

by john smith March 21, 2005

chitch

Someone who is gay, in any sense of the word.

"Martin, you're 35% chitch!"

by John Smith December 7, 2003

Weaksauce

calling one "weak sauce" compares an individual to the "mild" sauce found at Taco Bell; weak, insignificant, attempting to be like the other hot sauces, but not living up to expectations.

"Dude, that papercut was some weaksauce bs."

by John Smith April 9, 2006

snakeeyes

openly camp homosexual

people who act like queers off of 60's tv

by John Smith March 27, 2003

m1a1

This is comparable to the M1A2It has the 120mm M256 cannon, improved fire control system, and NBC overpressure system, and improved suspension. These improvements give the M1A1 greater shoot-on-the move capabilities and an increased first round probability against advanced enemy armor. It also has a crew of 4 and 3 7.62mm M240 anti-personnel machine guns mounted on it.

35 M1 tanks were destroyed by Iraqi fire during Operation Desert Storm.

by John Smith February 14, 2004