john's definitions

bales

the most annoying motherfucker in the marine corps and the world. never shuts up. one who loses his virginity to a man in thailand.

shut the fuck up bales.

by john July 16, 2004

Deborah Griffiths

Gay Bi Sexual women who loves to lick the pussy of ugly women whilst sucking cock

She gave me a right good debbie griffiths

by John February 17, 2005

fuck-ay

short for 'fucking oath'
(who can be fucked saying fucking oath)

'we goin subbers for luncho?'
response: "fuck-ay"

by john June 15, 2004

Retro Revival

A group of musicians from as early as 2001 until the present. Commonly swing guitar brands such as Rickenbacker, in both guitar and bass. Dress like twat wannabe 50's bands. Watch as they play live and struggle to play their instruments and look up at the audience at the same time. Many 'muso' wannabe's listen to Retro Revival, such as Henry Bilinsky. Band's are often formed by eastern suburb private school boys, and in turn a garage band is born and thus coined "retro revival". RR bands are a favourite at various Sydney gay clubs.

Franz Ferdinand, Jet, The Eels.

by john January 3, 2005

unland

the standars measurement of fatness. used in relative to a math teacher who lives in california

:dude you're like 35 unlands fat.
:eea right your mom's like 3x as fatter as an elephant in unlands

by john January 19, 2004

Thrash

A yahoo chatroom category that should not share rooms with punk and ska. In fact, none of those should mix in public. It's like dropping different kinds of large predatory cats in the same pit.

Go there and see for yourself. they just slag each other all day long.

by John November 25, 2003

george w bush

A reason to move to Canada.

I can't take four more years of dingus ruining our country, I'm moving to Canada!

by John September 1, 2004