john's definitions

dirt nap

to be dead

Where's grandma?
Taking a dirt nap.

by John March 6, 2003

peepoo

when your sack is put over your butthole and an arrow is shot threw it.
someone with asshole qualities or is being a real dick head.

Dont make me peepoo your ass!
Eric was being a real peepoo the other day.

by John July 24, 2004

ester

a really pretty girl

damn she's an ester!

by John February 3, 2005

capoeira

a Brazilian martial art

"I know Capoeira"

by john March 27, 2004

five

the act of having sex (fived, fiving, fiver, fivable, fives, ext.)

- i'd five her
- yo, quit fiving and come make me some ice cream
- what a slut, she's fived like 400 people or something
- yo, that chick is very fivable
- yeah she deffinately fives a lot, what a nasty fiver

by john February 6, 2004

phish

The wrong way to spell "Fish"

-Catholic Private School (3rd Grade)-
Nun; Johnny, spell "FISH"
Johnny: P-H-I-S-H, Fish!
Nun: *SMACK*

by John November 17, 2003

blrack

(adj) 1. very very fuckin hot. 2. crazy as a tree.

President Palmer is freakin blrack, man!

by John April 25, 2005