john's definitions

used tampons

A western delicacy consisting of two burritos (any kind) coated with bar b que sauce.

For lunch at work today I ate a couple of used tampons.

by John April 25, 2005

doober

ganja; leafy green; mary jane

"smoke that mother fucking doober"

by john December 25, 2004

quattro

All Wheel Drive German performance. Brought to you only by AUDI.

I crashed my fucking car, I wish I had an Audi Quattro!!!

by John February 28, 2004

Iremongering

Making annoying and stupid sounds or suggestions about something the person knows nothing about.

"Control click, right there"
"It doesn't say control click, what're you talking about? Quit IREMONGERING!"

by John October 1, 2004

Hot Topic

A store for suburban pseudo-anti-capitalists to buy Anarchy and Good Charlotte shirts. A place where subcultures are marketed and confused children filled with fake angst come to by chain wallets and complex looking pants. A store that sells horrible music with the exceptions of an occasion indie, ebm, or prog. metal sampler.

That asshole had more Blink 182 albums than a Hot Topic store.

by John September 5, 2003

dfwm

(Acronym) "Don't fuck with me." First used circa 2004 by John J Raven and friends.

As a threat: dfwm buddy!
In response to a statement made by someone who is trying to kid you: "Hey man, I won the lottery today!" "dfwm"
In response to any statement made by anyone at any time. "Hey, how are you?" "dfwm"

by john October 31, 2004

coño

Dominican slang for "Damn!" or "Shit" or "FUCK" depending on how loud you say it

by John March 6, 2003