john's definitions

masterbation

a common misspelling of mastUrbation

Only retards spell masturbation with an 'A' and not a 'U'!

by John July 26, 2003

Pumpkin Beast

When someone has a horrible fake tan that makes them look very orange.

Ugh, did you see Tammy's new tan? What a pumpkin beast!

by John May 13, 2005

turtle dick

1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.

person 1: dude, im not circumsised...
person 2: ohhh, you have a turtle dick huh?

by john November 19, 2004

dnizle

a huge parakeet that lives in a cage and eats dog food

yo that dnizle my friend has is mad crazy

by john June 30, 2003

Rock

A verb meaning "to wear"

Yo, quit rockin' my shit and get your own style.

by John November 27, 2003

poop

mushy stuff that comes from your but

what is that creeping out of your ass?

by John September 26, 2003

leaderoner

1) A person who gives the impression of false emotion. A.K.A. cock tease.
2) A person who rules or bosses others. A.K.A. forcer.

1) That is a leaderoner, she lead me to believe that she liked me!
2) Diana is a leaderoner.

by John June 13, 2004