john's definitions

dfwm

(Acronym) "Don't fuck with me." First used circa 2004 by John J Raven and friends.

As a threat: dfwm buddy!
In response to a statement made by someone who is trying to kid you: "Hey man, I won the lottery today!" "dfwm"
In response to any statement made by anyone at any time. "Hey, how are you?" "dfwm"

by john October 31, 2004

vestibule

a place where people hang out, to wait to see if they can score some free porn

i want porn-same thing as lets go to the vestibule

by john March 12, 2004

brown knuckle

Shit on your hand or knuckle when wiping one's ass.

While wiping I got a case of the brown knuckle.

My roommate had brown knuckle on his finger.

by john January 19, 2004

dork cheese

Member of Kingdom Of Loathing forums. Asshole.

"hey u muthas i think u r all gey fags"

by John January 4, 2005

Chuffer

A vent to atmosphere for steam or other gas used in a chemical plant or refinery.

Hey Clem, do you see any steam coming out of the chuffer?

by John April 25, 2003

BAP

"Black American Princess". Arrogant female blacks who flaunt their money around and demand the finest things in life.

A black girl that is conceited and has alot of money from her husband.

by John April 29, 2005

krotch gobblin

One who is gay and/or practices gayness.

Dude, you're a krotch gobblin.

by John December 3, 2003