john's definitions

glamazon

a tall beautiful woman, often a runway model.

Heidi Klum is a glamazon

by John March 6, 2003

on the take

To accept bribes or take money from a business transaction.

"Jimmy's on the take"

by john February 25, 2004

DeNeve Plaza

The dorm at UCLA where all the rich kids live because god forbid they live in a place where they don't have a maid to clean up after them, or their own private bathroom, or air-conditioning.

I hate those rich kids that live in the Acacia buiding of DeNeve Plaza.

by John May 13, 2004

buttess

An old school term used to describe something that is "phat" or cool. Also used to describe a girl..

Yo that chic is buttess!!

The new jordan's you rocking are buttess. I'm about to cop a pair

by John May 13, 2005

Shop-Rite

A place where you go to work when your a freshman, and you have to deal with old annoying people constantly.

Often made fun of by other students that have far better jobs.

Tim: "Where do you work?"
Me: "Shop-Rite."
Tim: "Loser..."

by John March 2, 2004

jelly

Short for "jelly donut." Most widely used in Canada. Plural: Jellies

"Let's go get a beer and some jellies, eh!"

by John January 7, 2004

fucktard

People who believe that anything they don't like can only be liked by "40-year old virgins still living in their parents' house."

Fucktards prefer to view the world with their groin rather than with their brain.

by John January 30, 2004