john's definitions

ipampilash

Internet slang for 'I piss a my pants I laugh a so hard'. Created by Dino.

User 1: Sarah Jessica Parker looks so much like a horse that I wonder if she eats hay.

User 2: ipampilash!!!@1!

by John July 24, 2008

frumpy

A sexual act often confused with the grumpkin, where the male gives anal sex for such an extended period of time. Then when the penis is removed the loosened bowels spill out after a tap on the stomach

David gave a frumpy to jason and let the bowel spill in his mouth

by john September 5, 2003

noot

the feeling one gets when one is sick and/or is taking a nap in the middle of the day. One will get physically warm on the outside and mentally warm on the inside but be physically shivering. Sometimes drooling is involved.

Sonja was in a state of noot when she fell asleep on the three hour airplane ride to Atlanta.

by John October 13, 2004

weach

An Obese persons word for food

Jessica: I want Weach
John: your gay...

by john March 21, 2005

Metal

Metal is a genre of music which was founded in the 70's..the road to metal was made by most great bands like:van halen,and led zeplinn.then in the 80's it was a very popular music except it was called hair metal because queers got perms...anyways then in the 90's it was all aobut black and speed metal and now all the "Thugs",and "preps" think your a fucking vampire or canibal if you where a god damned band shirt....

Kerry King...best guitarist ever!

by John January 15, 2005

hgic

acronym: "Head Guy in Charge"

I'll pass your name along to the HGIC.

by John June 12, 2004

Krakpot

Street hustler, with sporadic beliefs.
One who thinks differently.
Odd one out in the group

James is such a krakpot with his Luckycharm ciggerettes.

by John March 20, 2005