john's definitions

type r

A trim line of Honda cars with a highly tuned engine and suspension. Unfortunately, made into a mockery by dumbass ricers who stick Type-R stickers on their Civic DX and Mustang rednecks who are ignorant concerning any car related technology past 1975.

The only true Type-R released in the United States was the Integra Type-R. The line is still sold overseas.

Redneck 1: Billy Bob, check out that there Civic Type-R!
Redneck 2: Ding dang, lets go's show that there rice-boy whats true 'merican muscle bout.

by John September 1, 2004

f bomb

f bomb refers to the strongest weapon in one's verbal arsenal. in a time when words like 'bitch' and 'ass' have lost their shock value in pop culture, the word 'fuck' is still like dropping a bomb in polite conversation.

in junior high, my teacher called my parents because i dropped the f bomb in art class.

by John December 6, 2003

Uncle Tom

Originaly used to describe a black man or woman who acted white or was subserveant to whites. but expanded to include any one who sells them selves out or pretends to be something they are not.

"that girl wants you to think shes the best and baddest, but shes just a bitchy uncle tom"

by john April 29, 2003

wonchon

sexy stud

man, im a wonchon!

by John April 1, 2003

hermaphrodite

a either gay or straight thing with a little dick and a little puss

lars is a hermaphrodite viking

by John September 5, 2003

Heisendate

When two people are out together, and one has romantic intentions but isn't sure that the other person does as well. The one with romantic intentions is afraid to ask the other person if he/she also has romantic intentions, because the other person might clarify that he/she DOESN'T. And that would lead to an awkward situation.

The word is a combination of Heisenberg, the scientist famous for his Uncertainty Principle, and the word date.

I thought I was getting somewhere with Jennifer last night, but it turns out it was just a Heisendate.

by John April 7, 2004

turtle dick

1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.

person 1: dude, im not circumsised...
person 2: ohhh, you have a turtle dick huh?

by john November 19, 2004