john's definitions

redone

Any person that acts as a pimp, and plays the SS game, and owns everyone in it.

I think redone is hot.

by John January 24, 2005

frindle

synonym for 'pen'

hey can i borrow a frindle to write with?

by john March 15, 2004

Heisendate

When two people are out together, and one has romantic intentions but isn't sure that the other person does as well. The one with romantic intentions is afraid to ask the other person if he/she also has romantic intentions, because the other person might clarify that he/she DOESN'T. And that would lead to an awkward situation.

The word is a combination of Heisenberg, the scientist famous for his Uncertainty Principle, and the word date.

I thought I was getting somewhere with Jennifer last night, but it turns out it was just a Heisendate.

by John April 7, 2004

blow pig

a slut or whore, a girl that will BLOW anyone

yeah i had dat blow pig over, my whole crew got some

by John April 7, 2004

Cookie

The lower form of crookies.

Do you have any crookies?
No, but I have cookies!
Fuck you bitch! *stab

by john July 14, 2003

Hot Topic

A store for suburban pseudo-anti-capitalists to buy Anarchy and Good Charlotte shirts. A place where subcultures are marketed and confused children filled with fake angst come to by chain wallets and complex looking pants. A store that sells horrible music with the exceptions of an occasion indie, ebm, or prog. metal sampler.

That asshole had more Blink 182 albums than a Hot Topic store.

by John September 5, 2003

sum 41

a cool rock band that was formed 41 days into summer (hence the name)

chuck their last album is pretty cool. welcome to hell, I'm not the one, and there's no solution are some of my favorite songs.

by John March 27, 2005