john's definitions

faithy

A Girl From Venus Who Is Sexy And Loved By All Mwahahhahahaa

*Cough*

by John October 24, 2003

Land of Parting Gifts

A term coined on the 1987 revival of the game show Blackbusters by host Bill Rafferty.

I'm sorry it didn't work out for you. You will be heading to the Land of Parting Gifts.

by John April 29, 2005

gangsta

well if you know what the fuck your talknig about then Bill Clinton is a gangsta and a pimp!

Bill Clinton is a real gangsta

by John January 30, 2005

Iremongered

Being annoyed by one who makes stupid sounds and suggestions

That guy iremongered you

by John October 1, 2004

The 909

"The inland empire" an area covering Riverside and San Bernadino counties in southern California, used derogatively by L.A. hipsters for anyone not from Los Angeles,

Ah man, I got to drive to the 909 to see my in laws this weekend.

by John March 6, 2003

fmc

Acronym for 'Fucking Massive Cunt' a fat woman with enough room for an army between her legs - highly offensive and highly smelly. AKA FMG - 'Fucking massive gash' (slightly nastier)

Fucking hell mate you didn't just erode your nob in that FMC's pit of eternal shame did you? Ugh.

by John March 20, 2005

Spinal Tap Poopie

Thats where it hurts so badly when your shit is coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways!

God!!! My ass!!! I just friggin'took a "Spinal Tap". I think i'ma die!!!!!!

by john March 4, 2004