john's definitions

mackem

One of the saddest, most idiotic and pathetic people ever to have walked the earth, the mackem still harps on about 2-1 victories over their far more illustrious and infinitely cleaner neighbours. The average mackem is obsessed with Newcastle and has a mouth the size of the tyne tunnel, which is unfortunate since being relegated as the worst team in Premiership history should have been the catalyst for keeping the aformentioned big mouth FIRMLY SHUT

that streaker is a thick mackem wanker

by John November 18, 2003

robbing the grave

Someone who dates a person more than 5 years older than them

That guy is robbing the grave! He is 19 and she is 32!

by John May 25, 2004

crapcast

It means that comcast is crap:Crapcast.
or Comcrap.

I hate crapcast. They suck.

by John May 13, 2005

sticky man piss

see wordjizz/word

Sticky man piss,
Sticky man piss,
Sticky man piss,
wordJohn/word loves the cock!

by John August 30, 2003

Zebrook

Having a hairy anal passage, or "canal" if you will.

I heard that girl that got stockton'd had a zebrook!!! ewwwww!

by John March 16, 2003

tupac (2pac)

A dumb and egolistic rapper who died some time in the early nineties. Very arogant and seemed to find every white person a racist, despite the fact alot of his comments were racist against white people themselves. Saying that though, he was a succesful rapper.

"Stop being such a 2pac and thinking everything i say is racist against blacks"

by John April 27, 2003

crookie

chronic + cookie = crookie

A cookie with marijuana in it.

Crookies fuck you up.

by john July 13, 2003