john's definitions

snowman

When two men cum in each others mouths and then make out with each other and swap cum.

Vinny the fag did a snowman with Zach last night.

by John June 20, 2006

backwards

n. A state or condition of being extremely muh fuggin pissed off, as when wondering aloud what the hell is wrong with that dressing room 'cause that shit is lookin' smalla than a decimal.

"You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you?" - Swift of D12, "My Band"

by John June 24, 2004

blixx

pertaining to the best at everything life sports sex etc..

blixx pertaining to be the best of the best no sluggish ass niggas

by john January 26, 2005

iowegian

person from iowa

These two iowegians were driving so slow.

by john June 9, 2003

SUCKHOLE

sycophant; A person who seeks favour by flattering influential people. (Australian Slang)

Liberal MPs are a conga line of suckholes - Mark Latham

by John December 2, 2003

jagov

Noun. Also erroneously spelled jagoff. Man who combines the seemingly mutually exclusive traits of rudeness, stupidity and pride. Supremely derogatory. Used only in Pittsburgh and Chicago.

Someone please throw a beer at that shirtless jagov in the front row.

by John November 11, 2003

pedro

1. Mindless small talk that occurs when one person asks a series of questions to another person who's only desire is to leave the conversation.

1. n. I caught a serious pedro at work last night when I was trying to leave.
2. v. Jennifer really pedroed me about why I don't come over more often.

by john October 1, 2004