john's definitions

mug

A person that is quite the character.

"Man,did you see that mug act up in class today?"

by john June 14, 2004

melk

Minnesotan pronunciation of milk

Drink 3 glasses of melk a day!

by John July 8, 2004

cacker

A cacker can be considered another word for chav. Being New Forest born and bred, the word cacker is used to describe people who could be considered scum, low-life, or simply a gypo. My parents (also from Hampshire/the New Forest area) also used the word cacker many moons ago.

Look at the cacker.

What a cacker.

I've just been to the supermarket, and my god it was full of cackers!

by John January 14, 2004

Jobby

another name for shit.

go and jobby yourself you rubbish shitjobby

by john July 13, 2003

slops

An Australian term meaning to have sex with a girl immediately after someone else.

You screw her first, I'll take slops.

by John December 17, 2003

roach

A blunt, joint, or weed.

Yo nigga, light me uppa roach.

by John April 4, 2003

clat clat

To shoot someone with a 9 millimeter pistol.

clat clat bitch

by John April 21, 2003