john's definitions

pert

a variation of mert, if the person merting you's first/last name begins with a P.

"dude you just got pert'ed" - ala, Posey-Mert

by john December 25, 2004

bach

Short for Maybach, an expensive luxury sedan made by Mercedes-Benz. It is comparable to a Rolls-Royce Phantom.

Your boy back in the building, Brooklyn we back on the map
Me and my beautiful beeeeeeeitch in the back of that 'Bach.

-Jay-Z, Dirt Off Your Shoulder

by John February 28, 2005

bales

the most annoying motherfucker in the marine corps and the world. never shuts up. one who loses his virginity to a man in thailand.

shut the fuck up bales.

by john July 16, 2004

Biggerer

very very big, super bigger, HUGE

my cock is biggerer then yours

by john December 26, 2002

pamela anderson

Gave me hepititus c

You can look but u betta not touch.

by john June 2, 2004

yeti

A message board poster that specializes in low level harrassment posts. Also likes the "hit and run" posting. Fond of the word "monkey".

Monkeyman 22 was mocking me on the CF message board a week ago. I hammered him, but he never came back. Fuckin Yeti.

by John October 9, 2004

fuck-ay

short for 'fucking oath'
(who can be fucked saying fucking oath)

'we goin subbers for luncho?'
response: "fuck-ay"

by john June 15, 2004