john's definitions

Zintren

Zintren is a sweet Everquest player that owns Kaluvien.

Zintren > Kaluvien

by John June 5, 2004

Landon Laxers

These are prob the coolest guys in MD.....not. There the biggest fags who think they are worshiped by everyone.

Laxer: Wow im a God, i can get anyone i want to..but i prefer guys.

by John December 5, 2004

Zimmy

Zimmy Whore, a crazy punk rocker who founded and leads of punk rock band "The Time Travelling Retro Whores" knows no bounds. Giving medical science the finger but not screwing his kidneys from constant binge drinking and many experts say he should be dead in the eyes of science. Once he was shot by a mystery assasin but survived and it inspired him to write the punk rock classic "Who shot Zimmy Whore"

That guy/gal is rocking like Zimmy Whore himself

You are as cool as Zimmy

by John November 4, 2004

pien

Short for penis, the male sex organ

Dude, my pien is so big I can't get it out of this bitch.

by John March 9, 2004

Treebo

niether a tree or a boe.. this creature is native to northern NJ. he is Steve from the band Royden... or reffered to as until an albanian man named Sheepay could not pronounce his name...then he became Treebo

Treebo you get boojar or bong a beer Treebo

by John June 24, 2004

crump

packed...a crunk party is a crump party...drunk/crazy/and packed ..Crump

Man,that party was so fucking crump last night,their was plenty of hoes.

by john May 13, 2005

Tinkle Fenders

Vaginal flaps

That bitch's tinkle fenders smell like a dumpster.

by John May 28, 2004