john's definitions

foo

derived from SNAFU which, in military lingo mean Situation Normal All Fucked Up

You are a foo

by John June 27, 2004

Raider lover

Usually consistng of mexicans that can't speak english, or name one player on the team for that matter. These guys usually live in shit hole appartments with about 10-15 of them to a room. Also see (Beaner).

I'm looken outside, as Juan and his "Amigos" are mowing my lawn. My friends and I are like, damn look at those Raider lovers.

by John February 3, 2005

BAP

"Black American Princess". Arrogant female blacks who flaunt their money around and demand the finest things in life.

A black girl that is conceited and has alot of money from her husband.

by John April 29, 2005

native americans

The REAL Americans. They lived peacefully until the whites came. They brought diseases such as smallpox and syphilis to the land, disturbed (and later mass-slaughtered) the buffalo which they were dependent on and killed masses of native men, women and children WHO SURRENDERED.

But think about this for a moment; peaceful natives wrongly accused, declared war upon, thousands of innocents tortured and killed... and the land conquered by a bunch of dickwads who wanted GOLD and OIL. History repeating itself?

Pocahontas was real, but when her tribe was slaughtered she ran away to another country where she died of smallpox. Not such a happy ending is it? Many Native Americans died on the tiny infertile reservations they were forced onto.

by John June 18, 2006

Chuffer

A vent to atmosphere for steam or other gas used in a chemical plant or refinery.

Hey Clem, do you see any steam coming out of the chuffer?

by John April 25, 2003

doober

ganja; leafy green; mary jane

"smoke that mother fucking doober"

by john December 25, 2004

Plink

The sound a penny makes when falling to the ground after you throw it away only to find out you need it when you buy your Big Mac because they raised the fucking price!

FUCK! I needed that dam penny!

by John January 15, 2004