john's definitions

coño

Dominican slang for "Damn!" or "Shit" or "FUCK" depending on how loud you say it

by John March 6, 2003

AssFart

The Best Known CS Player. Also is very damn good looking.

Damn i wish i was like AssFart, He's so sexy.

by John March 8, 2005

vestibule

1.A place where OMG omg HI2u! is deemed intelligent, re: a fuckhole
2.A place where assclowns reign sumpreme

my mother drank, did coke, and stabed her stomach when she was pregnant with me. I should go down to the vestibule where i feel smart!

by john March 18, 2003

blrack

(adj) 1. very very fuckin hot. 2. crazy as a tree.

President Palmer is freakin blrack, man!

by John April 25, 2005

Torzak

Anti Squirrel Coalition member with the rank of Field Marshall, responsible for operations in Virginia as well as North and South Carolina. Considered an extremist by some, freedom fighter by others, his policies have made it clear that squirrelss must go.

It is rumored that he broke with the ASC in 2001 and has set up his own command. His current whereabouts are unknown.

A pro-squirrel Canadian group once marched against the armies of Torzak... and got their asses kicked.

by John February 8, 2004

five

the act of having sex (fived, fiving, fiver, fivable, fives, ext.)

- i'd five her
- yo, quit fiving and come make me some ice cream
- what a slut, she's fived like 400 people or something
- yo, that chick is very fivable
- yeah she deffinately fives a lot, what a nasty fiver

by john February 6, 2004

nissan

1. In extremely innovative and ground breaking company that slowly began to (until recently) release boring, generic, water-downed, and de-tuned vehicles to North America.

2. A company; that despite tremendous enthusiasm and support, refuses to release outstanding vehicles such as the Skyline, Silvia, and GTi-R in North America.

Instead of the awesome sr20det powered Silvia, I'm stuck with this ka24de powered 240SX P.O.S.

by John September 1, 2004