john's definitions

fankst

A combination of "fake" and "angst", denoting, thus, "fankst" - used to describe poseur angst that currently runs rampant in popular media.

A good example would be the lyrics of Linkin Park or all the worrying that the rich kids on the shows of the WB engage in.

"Dude, you have nothing to be sad about, so knock off the fankst."

by John May 14, 2005

The Johnzze Fund

(Tha`Jon`zee`Fund), n. 1 sum of money set aside pro the special purpose for any female to give any form of sexual pleasure. 2 in support of the world renouned Johnzze; the master of bad party mixes, poor taste in techno (or any genre for that matter), the poster child of wallflowers.

i.e. "Make this shot to support The Johnzze Fund"

"Denied, ring that one up to The Johnzze Fund"

"you gonna need to give more than that to get Johnzze some ass"

1-800-I Need ASS

by John February 23, 2004

washed

What one feels the day after getting completely stoned. One feels tired, lazy, and even the slightest movement requires immense effort due to the amount of tiredness. Some feel recurrences of their high when they're washed.

"dude, i cant go to her house, im waay too washed."

by John November 23, 2003

Nails

Another way of saying "no"

G1- You want some yay
G2- Nails

by John December 10, 2003

blrack

(adj) 1. very very fuckin hot. 2. crazy as a tree.

President Palmer is freakin blrack, man!

by John April 25, 2005

capoeira

a Brazilian martial art

"I know Capoeira"

by john March 27, 2004

five

the act of having sex (fived, fiving, fiver, fivable, fives, ext.)

- i'd five her
- yo, quit fiving and come make me some ice cream
- what a slut, she's fived like 400 people or something
- yo, that chick is very fivable
- yeah she deffinately fives a lot, what a nasty fiver

by john February 6, 2004