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blow back

1.When your IQ is so low that your penis turns on you and it attempts to rip it self from your retarded body by backfiring.

2.Penil suicide...if yours does this that means you should to!!!!
Gary:Holy wheres my cock?!?!?!
Stevy: Dude blow back
Mary:Whos cock just landed in my lemonade?!
by John May 6, 2004
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prep

a juvenile who generally does what their parents and teachers tell them to do, and otherwise tries to fit in. since girls are more worried about pleasing parents and teachers and fitting in, preps are more often girls than boys.
girls who get good grades, may do school sponsored sports, have friends, and are trying to be popular
by John July 16, 2008
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crotty

man that kid must be a crotty...
by john May 23, 2004
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zubin

the coolest, sleekest, hottest thing around
damn, that new cell phone is so zubin it's insane
by john November 29, 2004
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Huck

v. Poker slang - To catch the final card of a full house on the river (5th street, final community card) of a Omaha or Texas Hold 'Em hand; To catch a boat (Full House) on the river.

Derived from Huckleberry Finn
I had pocket fives and my opponent had Ace King and the flop came Ace Ace 6 the turn came 7. He had me beat but I hucked it when the 5 came on the river.
by John September 15, 2004
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markass trick

a homosexual that sell his or her self for money
Hey!Seyha you markass trick go back to your corner and make me some money!
by john October 3, 2004
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mackem

One of the saddest, most idiotic and pathetic people ever to have walked the earth, the mackem still harps on about 2-1 victories over their far more illustrious and infinitely cleaner neighbours. The average mackem is obsessed with Newcastle and has a mouth the size of the tyne tunnel, which is unfortunate since being relegated as the worst team in Premiership history should have been the catalyst for keeping the aformentioned big mouth FIRMLY SHUT
that streaker is a thick mackem wanker
by John November 18, 2003
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