john's definitions

LYSOL

Used after you sleep with someone with crabs

Man, I had to use Lysol when she left the next morning!

by John May 28, 2003

tremode

One who is pathetically lazy and unmotivated to the point that they wear sweatpants and velcro shoes for the majority of their days.

Did you see that tremode? He looked like he gave up on life so long ago that they're ready to give him a lifetime subscription to Lazyasses.com

by John April 29, 2004

maika

sex god with biggest penis in the world
women can not keep their hands off him and like the screaming orgasms they get while with him

women wish their men were more like maika

by john May 24, 2004

crackah

A white person.

Yo, Whitey McWhite-White is such a crackah!

by John April 23, 2003

poop

mushy stuff that comes from your but

what is that creeping out of your ass?

by John September 26, 2003

RSX

An entry level Acura. Replacing the Integra name plate in the US in 2002. Comes in two trims, base and Type S. The Type S has 40 more HP over the base giving it 200hp, 6 speed transmission, sportier suspention, leather seats, and a Bose sound system. Hailed by popular car magazines and tuner magazines alike. The RSX is still called the Honda Integra in Japan.

I was passed by and RSX today.

by John November 15, 2003

girlgoyle

The girlgoyle is the profoundly ugly chick that hangs around with the really hot girl that you are trying to hit on. In order for a successful coming-on attempt, the girlgoyle must be neutralized. This is where one of your buddies must "take one for the team" and go flirt with the girlgoyle, leaving the hot girl available for flirting purposes.

The girl was beautiful, unfortunately her friend was a complete girlgoyle.

by john February 7, 2005