john's definitions

ass cave

When an rectum is so stretched out from anal sex that you can shine a flashlight inside and see terds.

Forte gets turned on by a rotten ass cave.

by John December 26, 2003

asschap

the burning red ring that occurs around your asspucker after eating the worst of worst spicy foods, after you have already shit 4 or 5 times.

OMG... i got the worst asschap from that mexican food last night!

by John May 13, 2005

campione

To fondle a girl in a high school bathroom, usally without her concent...more often than not leads to imprisonment, originated at Amherst High in Buffalo, NY.

Yo, did you here that Scott campioned that chick today? Yeaah man, hes goin to jail.

by John October 26, 2004

Cubic Female Dynamics

Scoring with three girls in one night.

Those three broads were fucking sleuths.

by John January 24, 2004

azn john

The supreme azn who rules the world; Asian Invasion;

"Look, the azn john is here, wendy! You must bow to him."

by John February 7, 2005

Henzy

The main reason the world was created, so everyone could hail Henzy. He is the most important person in the word.

I wish i could be like Henzy

by John August 24, 2004

frumpy

A sexual act often confused with the grumpkin, where the male gives anal sex for such an extended period of time. Then when the penis is removed the loosened bowels spill out after a tap on the stomach

David gave a frumpy to jason and let the bowel spill in his mouth

by john September 5, 2003