Definitions by john

quimfer 

some who gets a jolly old kick from sniffing mens bike seats.

Basil : I say did you see jonnys new bike
regional : why yes i did i gave it a jolly good sniff
Basil : Oh my god you quimfer

quimfer by john May 13, 2005

penis 

An ultimate source of human beings.

Son, penis is your creator

penis by John May 13, 2005

gooseberry

A "gooseberry" is a person who will tag along to a couple or a few couples, but they themselves are single, usually being an ugly friend or accquiantance who you can't bear to leave out as he/she will feel awful.

A friend who come with you and your boyfriend/girlfriend to the cinema.

gooseberry by John May 13, 2005

crapcast 

It means that comcast is crap:Crapcast.
or Comcrap.

I hate crapcast. They suck.

crapcast by John May 13, 2005

motherland 

motherland also known as russia the communist place where stalin the bastard ruled and killed 20 millions people oh well sucks for the Russians

John: Are you gay?
D-money: NO
John: Hey where are you from D-money?
D-money: I'm from the motherland
John: Oh So you MUST be gay then

motherland by john May 13, 2005

crunk juice 

a Drink that is just like red bull that gives you energy to party

lets get some crunk juice so we can party

crunk juice by John May 13, 2005

butt monkey

a butt monkey is a person acting or being incredibly stupidly, often both at the same time

someone not understanding the meaning of butt monkey

butt monkey by john May 13, 2005