john's definitions

bizneeautch

an evolution of 'bitch'
at first, the word was bitch. then, in the '90s, the gangster folk became popular and started saying "beeyatch"
which soon turned into byatch, then, the final phaze, bizneeautch

you are a bizneeautch.

by john October 10, 2004

Pumpkin Beast

When someone has a horrible fake tan that makes them look very orange.

Ugh, did you see Tammy's new tan? What a pumpkin beast!

by John May 13, 2005

liver lips

lips belonging to a 3 footed moose who violently chews the noses off of it's victims. Yeah. very scary.

As Jessy walked through the crowd with her liver lips, many innocent people lost their noses.

by john May 2, 2003

turtle dick

1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.

person 1: dude, im not circumsised...
person 2: ohhh, you have a turtle dick huh?

by john November 19, 2004

dork cheese

Member of Kingdom Of Loathing forums. Asshole.

"hey u muthas i think u r all gey fags"

by John January 4, 2005

brown knuckle

Shit on your hand or knuckle when wiping one's ass.

While wiping I got a case of the brown knuckle.

My roommate had brown knuckle on his finger.

by john January 19, 2004

bum bum

See also:

anus, arse, ass, behind, backside, booty, bottom, bum buns, butt, buttocks, can, derriere, dorsal, fanny, fundament, heinie, hindquarters, hind end, keister, posterior, prat, rear, rear end, rectum, rump, sphincter, stern, seat, tail, tail end, tight end, tooshie, tuchus, tush

"Daddy, what do I do with this fudgesicle?" ... "Well, Jonny, you can stick it in your bum bum".

by john November 24, 2003