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Schnobbler

one who shnobbles
Oh, now what the hell did u do?! You stupid schnobbler, how are we supposed to milk the cow now?!
by John November 28, 2003
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Plink

The sound a penny makes when falling to the ground after you throw it away only to find out you need it when you buy your Big Mac because they raised the fucking price!
by John January 15, 2004
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hoo haa

A WoRd U SaY AfTEr u DiD SuMfIn SuM1 ElSe WANtEd To Or CaNt Do
TiMmI I AccUlY COuGhT a fOoT BaLl Hoo Haa
by JoHn April 15, 2004
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Raider lover

Usually consistng of mexicans that can't speak english, or name one player on the team for that matter. These guys usually live in shit hole appartments with about 10-15 of them to a room. Also see (Beaner).
I'm looken outside, as Juan and his "Amigos" are mowing my lawn. My friends and I are like, damn look at those Raider lovers.
by John February 3, 2005
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doober

"smoke that mother fucking doober"
by john December 25, 2004
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native americans

The REAL Americans. They lived peacefully until the whites came. They brought diseases such as smallpox and syphilis to the land, disturbed (and later mass-slaughtered) the buffalo which they were dependent on and killed masses of native men, women and children WHO SURRENDERED.

But think about this for a moment; peaceful natives wrongly accused, declared war upon, thousands of innocents tortured and killed... and the land conquered by a bunch of dickwads who wanted GOLD and OIL. History repeating itself?
Pocahontas was real, but when her tribe was slaughtered she ran away to another country where she died of smallpox. Not such a happy ending is it? Many Native Americans died on the tiny infertile reservations they were forced onto.
by John June 18, 2006
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jagov

Noun. Also erroneously spelled jagoff. Man who combines the seemingly mutually exclusive traits of rudeness, stupidity and pride. Supremely derogatory. Used only in Pittsburgh and Chicago.
Someone please throw a beer at that shirtless jagov in the front row.
by John November 11, 2003
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