john's definitions

eastchester

A suburb of New York located 5 miles north of the Bronx. Kids here think they are "ghetto" yet they drive fancy Jettas that nobody in the ghetto could possibly afford.

I was the only Jew in Eastchester and very bitter about it.

by John December 3, 2003

the pits

something that sucks

dude, that new movie's the pits, huh??

by JoHn February 16, 2004

DWAI

Don't worry about it.
Abbreviations used by many AOL users, made popular by a colored georgian boy who loves his keyboard and making up with elite h4x0r sl4ng with deaf people who also apparently can hear stuff on the internet.

jobob:wtf you looking at it
africa: dwai

by john March 3, 2004

iowegian

person from iowa

These two iowegians were driving so slow.

by john June 9, 2003

kaymize

queer, homo, homosexual, gay person, a person relating to gayness, a sausage slicer, butt pirate, ass goblin, meat muncher, wanker wanter, shlong song singer, anal police, faggot, fag, pole rider, sausage smoker, fairy, cumguzzler, cock rocker, bitch ass

that son of a bitch is a kaymize

look at this kaymize rocking those speedos

by john March 25, 2005

Hani

One who achieves greatness. Also one who is happy.

Nice work, you just pulled a hani.

by John November 29, 2004

melk

Minnesotan pronunciation of milk

Drink 3 glasses of melk a day!

by John July 8, 2004