john's definitions

Sweden

the country that is continuously being joked about by danes, norwegians and finns alike!

sweden= cheap knockoff of other scandi countries

by John May 13, 2005

poop

mushy stuff that comes from your but

what is that creeping out of your ass?

by John September 26, 2003

maika

sex god with biggest penis in the world
women can not keep their hands off him and like the screaming orgasms they get while with him

women wish their men were more like maika

by john May 24, 2004

snap

A word used to express a feeling of excitement generated during an unexpected or impressive event. The meaning of the word depends on its context and can range from disappointment to extreme satisfaction. The versatility of this work enables it to be used several times in a single conversation.

1. "Oh, snap the hoods on fire"
2. "Check out the jelly shake'n on her as she drops it to the floor...snap!"
3. "I was like 'snap' when I saw them rolling this waY"

by John February 2, 2004

Uncle Tom

Originaly used to describe a black man or woman who acted white or was subserveant to whites. but expanded to include any one who sells them selves out or pretends to be something they are not.

"that girl wants you to think shes the best and baddest, but shes just a bitchy uncle tom"

by john April 29, 2003

slug

1. Bullet
2. A white person

Put a slug in that slugs chest

by John March 10, 2005

impostorphobia

The fear of being sus.

I feel sus. I have impostorphobia

by John June 17, 2021