john's definitions

H.B.I.

Hot Beef Injection: Judd Nelson from the John Hughes movie, Breakfast Club.

BENDER
               So...so!
                    (to Andrew and Claire)
               Are you guys like boyfriend/girl-
               friend?
                    (a beat)
               Steady dates?
                    (another beat)
               Lo--vers?
                    (another beat)
               Come on Sporto, level with me.  Do
               you slip her the hot...beef...
               injection?

by John March 6, 2003

Creox

to become suddenly enlightened with the meaning of the Universe.

At that point the Creox of his existence was made small and insignificant.

by John October 16, 2004

hoobastank

a band from the California area, named after their bass player. Often compared to the likes of Incubus, only without the DJ scratching.

also see: incubus

Did you hear the new hoobastank single?

by John May 16, 2004

boobmongering

Staring at a woman's breasts.

Franklin got caught boobmongering Teresa at Hooters the other night.

by John April 19, 2004

black_wire

that guy that seems to be everywhere and made that site but has NEVER updated it and only one link works, NO IDEA

hey u know that guy black_wire u like him ? nah - y not hes ok yea i guess etc etc

by john December 17, 2004

Drunk Squirrel

one of the L337 of the dod community

That shot was Drunk SquirreL

by john August 20, 2003

Wet Wonder

Before having rough sex, gallons upon gallons of water need to be forced down until almost water poisined. While you sit there feeling sorry for yourself... your sex partner proceeds to make passionate love. During the whole time of sex, the male must maintain a constant stream of urine on to his lover. The lover must, in turn, drink the pee. Then pee it back out again. It is an cycle that ends as soon as the urine stops to flow.

I didnt have to bathe today because this morning i was involved in a 4 hour long Wet Wonder that purged me of my germs.

by John August 24, 2004