john's definitions

Wet Wonder

Before having rough sex, gallons upon gallons of water need to be forced down until almost water poisined. While you sit there feeling sorry for yourself... your sex partner proceeds to make passionate love. During the whole time of sex, the male must maintain a constant stream of urine on to his lover. The lover must, in turn, drink the pee. Then pee it back out again. It is an cycle that ends as soon as the urine stops to flow.

I didnt have to bathe today because this morning i was involved in a 4 hour long Wet Wonder that purged me of my germs.

by John August 24, 2004

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)

A poopie that comes out so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

Ahh man! I took a shit and "power dumped!"

by john March 4, 2004

Imports Suck ASS

A generic phrase used by undereducated muscle car freaks that have only seen civics with over sized wings and front ends, because a real car person knows that a car can be fast and it doesnt depend on the make but rather on the person doing the tuning of the engine.

Boy look at that civic run 16.7 imports suck ass

by John July 17, 2003

dustache

a very light almost imperceptible moustache, usually found on adolescent boys. When found with a mullet, it becomes a Dirtstick

Jeff looks like he's getting a dustache

by John March 6, 2003

homie

the people u dont turn ur back on

tupac and biggie,50cent and jarule

by john March 22, 2007

wtran

a silly fool/ clown that flys through the air attacking message board posters. usually adds 2 zeros after their name to show that they are in fact "wtran"

that os a wtran over their! dont post or he will fly over and beat you with stupidity!

by john May 6, 2005

Excellent

Excellent is a word commonly used on the xbox live server by the users "Rushlow" and "BIG BAD TREKKIE"

Yo, Sean! I just owned that guy! Excellent.

by John December 13, 2004