john's definitions

Bronzer

One who apply's a fake tan on her friend every week and is in denial about the lesbian tendencies that the chior implies.

Tracy lets go drinking!
I can't, I have to go Bronze Ally. If I don't do it every week she gets mad at me.

by john September 17, 2003

tots

Breasts

She's got a nice set of tots.

by John November 9, 2003

Royale with Cheese

What they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris

by John March 6, 2003

schmoopie

A very cute thing/person. Usually referring to kids, loved ones, or animals.

My girlfriend, Megan, is my schmoopie.

by John October 12, 2003

Chronic24

An unskilled Runescape clan-leader who loses all his items periodically, then asks his clan members to donate to him so he can get back on his feet.

Also prays and teleports away from The Alliance clans.

A complete noob.

Chronic24 is undoubtedly a complete noob.

by John April 14, 2005

booty

the name of my mean dork like gf's cat.

my gf has a great booty. Wat u mean her or the cat

by John November 13, 2004

highlarious

something that is found extremely funny, usually after approx. 4:20

my best friend made a PB & ice cream bagel, that's Highlarious

by John November 20, 2003