john's definitions

Thursday

The best day of the week to have sex. I'm not kidding. It adds a whole 'nother level to it.

Person 1: Whatcha doin' Thursday?
Person 2: Linda's coming over.
Person 1: Holy shit. *falls down dead in amazement*

by John November 25, 2003

new yorker

A resident of New York City, especially Manhattan. Contrary to upstate belief, this term does not mean someone who lives simply in New York State. And if it is used in that context, it's only in the speech of some politician or something.

Someone from upstate is not a New Yorker in the traditional sense. New York State doesn't really exist, it might as well be Pennsylvania.

by John December 3, 2003

red bull and vodka

the combination of 50% redbull 50% vodka.

garunteed to fuck you up.

"fucking wanker, get me a red bull and vodka"

by john December 25, 2004

Dumbassedness

An act (past tense) of being a dumbass.

It was major dumbassedness on Jim's part when he robbed the bank in broad daylight.

by John February 17, 2004

slootbox

a slutty, trashy whore you want to bang

Christina Aguilera

by John June 10, 2004

mank

some horrible dirty bastard from Manchester (Mostley known for steeling off old women). Most people who are from manchester are on the dole or stuck in dead end jobs, most of them have a drug adiction, they speak with horrible acents, wear kappa clothing and drink shandy

If you see someone with a shaven head and a long fringe they are a mank

by John June 21, 2003

dook

1. Nickname given to poo
2. Used as a disparaging term for an Asian person

1. Jesus, i just did the biggest dook in the toilet
2. Jesus, i just sucked off the biggest dook i've ever seen

by John March 22, 2003