john's definitions

butt love

butt sex

When Bob shows his tender love for Trevor by placing his magic stick in his stinker.

by John August 28, 2003

The "Default" List

A list of people you would "BANG" purely based on physical attraction. Usually a celebrity, the default list is raw lust instead of legit feelings.

I heard Anna Kournakova is a real bitch but she is on my default list anyway. She's hot! I'd bang her!!!!

by John September 24, 2003

groove

A spiral scratch in a record.

Look at the groove in that record!

by John February 12, 2006

Shrizew

Derived from the play "The Taming of the Shrew" written by Shakespeare, "Shrizew" replaces "Shrew" in the play's title. This is a direct result of when the Robinsonification process is applied to modern day dialogue.

"The Taming of the Shrizew"
"Yo, did you read the Shrizew last night?"
"I'd love to go bowling, but I gotta read this shrizew..."

by John March 9, 2005

readers wife

Readers Wife (Noun): British institution whereby male readers of certain adult magazines feel the need
to submit for publication pictures of their other halves in varying levels of undress.

Readers Wife (Pronoun): a lady with a bedraggled appearance such that
you believe she would appear in such a magazine.

"She's a bit of a readers wife"

by John March 18, 2004

Petunia

The name of Little Pete's left forearm tattoo from the television series "The Adventures of Pete & Pete," depicting a woman in a red dress. Is frequently made to "dance" by Little Pete.

Dance, Petunia, dance!

by John January 19, 2009

Peen Cut

One a person has a san diego bowl cut, That is off kilter that makes his head look like a penis. AkA the lloyd christmas

Guy walks in your classroom. Jason "damn look at that peeeen cut!"

by John January 24, 2005