john's definitions

schledium

An average sized penis

He claimed he had a schlong but it was just a schledium

by John September 5, 2003

Gordo Magnifico!!

Exclamation of extreme relief and satisfaction after pinching a loaf the size of a german u-boat

Gordo Magnifico!! exclaimed Leroy, i think ive just passed a baby's arm!!

by John January 31, 2004

Petunia

The name of Little Pete's left forearm tattoo from the television series "The Adventures of Pete & Pete," depicting a woman in a red dress. Is frequently made to "dance" by Little Pete.

Dance, Petunia, dance!

by John January 19, 2009

scipione

ultra-young; inclined to take lengthy naps and/or look at himself in bathroom mirror(s).

those socks are scipione as hell.

by john October 7, 2004

Peen Cut

One a person has a san diego bowl cut, That is off kilter that makes his head look like a penis. AkA the lloyd christmas

Guy walks in your classroom. Jason "damn look at that peeeen cut!"

by John January 24, 2005

livebunk

1.) a green bracelet in southeastern new jersey pop culture.

yo, let me get that livebunk, dwyer.

by john September 30, 2004

Blub Blub Blub

When a child drowns in the bathtub because he is pissing me off and i'm hungover

Dunk his head.....blub blub blub argle bargle

by john December 12, 2003