Definitions by joemammy

McGrumble 

That inevitable feeling you get in your stomach after eating Mickey Dees.

For breakfast I had two McBirritos, an egg McMuffin, a McHashbrown, and a McCoffee. I'm going to have McGrumbles all morning.

McGrumble by joemammy September 3, 2016

Nerding 

The act of playing video games for hours and hours. Probably while eating cheetohs and hot pockets.

*Me in the group text* Yo dudes, anyone nerding tonight? I picked up a bag of cheetohs and there's a fresh box of hot pockets in the freezer. Let's do this!

Nerding by joemammy September 3, 2016

What's coonin? 

What you say to the homies when you want to engage in some hood activities.

Yo Jamal, what's coonin?

What's coonin? by joemammy September 3, 2016

Karma Sutra 

To get what you give sexually.

Ay girl, I practice the art of the karma sutra. *wink*

Karma Sutra by joemammy September 3, 2016

It be like that 

Easy conversation filler that means anything and everything all at once.

I was too lazy to read the text message so I just responded with 'it be like that sometimes'.

It be like that by joemammy September 3, 2016

Porcelain Pwn'n 

Act of blowing up your toilet. Probably after eating spicy ass Thai food.

I need more toilet paper for all this porcelain pwn'n!

Porcelain Pwn'n by joemammy September 3, 2016

Bojanglin

Wasting everyone's time. Standing in the middle of the aisle. Driving slow af in the left lane. Doing things that piss society off to the max.

All this bojanglin makes me hate humanity.

Bojanglin by joemammy September 3, 2016