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A schizophrenic muppet who worries about everything.
Featured on the popular American television series for children, "Sesame Street."
Featured on the popular American television series for children, "Sesame Street."
Zoe: Let's play with umbrellas today, yayyy!
Telly: NO ZOE, IT'LL POKE YOU IN THE EYE!
Zoe: Fuck off, Telly. I'm more popular than you anyway.
Telly: NO ZOE, IT'LL POKE YOU IN THE EYE!
Zoe: Fuck off, Telly. I'm more popular than you anyway.
by Joel April 14, 2005
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Get the lower case g mug.imaginary substance asked for when someone is acting up, usually followed by another person putting this imaginary substance into his hand
Substance used to keep one's pimp hand strong
Substance used to keep one's pimp hand strong
by Joel April 14, 2005
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Get the plotte mug.Tinky Winky is the tallest (and most noticable) Telletubby.
He is purple, with a purple triangle-shaped stem on his head. He enjoys singing, dancing, toting his pink purse, and most likely frequenting gay clubs after a hard day in Telletubby land.
He is purple, with a purple triangle-shaped stem on his head. He enjoys singing, dancing, toting his pink purse, and most likely frequenting gay clubs after a hard day in Telletubby land.
Dipsy: Tinky Winky! Will you play with Laa-Laa's ball?
Tinky Winky: Dipsy, you and I both know you aren't articulate enough to form those sentences!
Dipsy: Oh... Erm, Tinky-Winky play with ball?
Tinky Winky: How about we play with two, big boy?
Dipsy: (cries)
Tinky Winky: Dipsy, you and I both know you aren't articulate enough to form those sentences!
Dipsy: Oh... Erm, Tinky-Winky play with ball?
Tinky Winky: How about we play with two, big boy?
Dipsy: (cries)
by Joel April 13, 2005
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Dolores: Fack Edna, I'm pissing like a racehorse!
Edna: Well grab yourself some Depends, bitch! We gotta go get all up in that at the club!
Dolores: Fo real!
Dolores: Fack Edna, I'm pissing like a racehorse!
Edna: Well grab yourself some Depends, bitch! We gotta go get all up in that at the club!
Dolores: Fo real!
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Get the Depends mug.Cheer bear: Oh Jesus, Lotsa Heart! Let's go get some ice cream, it's Insecure Bear!
Lotsa Heart: What a mofo!
Insecure Bear: I'm going to bomb Care-A-Lot. I hate you all.
Lotsa Heart: What a mofo!
Insecure Bear: I'm going to bomb Care-A-Lot. I hate you all.
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