The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.
I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.
by joecoolthefool September 20, 2015
Accidents and illnesses on a vacation that ruin the trip. Food poisoning, broken bones and medical illnesses force a person to go to the hospital or remain in their hotel room. trauma, accident, crash, fall, food poisoning, diarrhea, vacation, fun, cruise, cruise ship, hotel, beach, ocean, luxury, party, family reunion
During my cruise, I had nausea, vomiting, diarrhea and a massive headache for 6 days. On the last day of the trip, I felt better. It was a traumacation.
by joecoolthefool July 12, 2016
The caring hug that person gives to a child or fellow adult when they accidently injure that child or adult or when they witness them get hurt in an accident.
When Dave skied down the mountain and crashed into the tree, he was in agony, so I ran up and gave him a trauma hug. hurt hug, accident, injury, trauma, fracture, crash
by joecoolthefool July 21, 2015
The treacherous efforts of the 1% to grow their wealth and power through secretive, unethical and immoral laws created by corporate lobbyists, groups of super rich individuals and corrupt politicians. super rich, 1%, corporations, elite, multinationals, multinational corporations, lobbyist, politicians, tech companies, Wall Street, the Bilderbergs, Committee on Foreign Relations, billionaires, millionaires, plutocrat
I think the one-percent use plutocratic skunkworks to manipulate the federal government and the stock market for their own benefit.
by joecoolthefool March 05, 2016
The names of people, organizations, literature and events that sound racist, but actually are not racist when you learn about them.
I cannot believe how racist the people in Africa are, they named a river Niger. The river's name is not projounced the way you think it is bro, calm down. But it sounds racist?! racist, racism, mistake, discriminate, bigoted, prejudice
by joecoolthefool August 21, 2015
The opposition rigs the primary election against the leading candidate, so the candidate cannot make it to the general election. The opposition can be forces in the opposing political party, the opposing candidates in the same political party, the media, corporations or the deep state. Trump, politics, political primaries, Make America Great Again, deep state, Biden, The Donald, The Orange King, President, President Trump, Trumpers, Trump trounce, Trump bump, Obama, President Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Trumpnado, Congress, 45, the media, CNN, Fox News
I would have won for class president, but the class hanged up on me for speaking my mind. Chuck, you got the old Trump Primary.
by joecoolthefool December 30, 2023
The relaxed, chill feeling from listening to famous painter Bob Ross. You feel like falling asleep as he discusses his technique of painting. Bob Ross, The Joy of Painting, liquid white, Afro, sleep
by joecoolthefool October 19, 2017