Definitions by joecoolthefool
relentless retweeter
The people on twitter who have to constantly re-post messages from other people all day long. You wonder if these people have any original thoughts or ideas of their own.
I can't believe this, every time I go to this guys twitter page, he is constantly re-tweeting some celebrity's controversial quote. No wonder his followers are way down, he's become a relentless retweeter. twitter, tweet, unoriginal, copy, boring, social messaging
relentless retweeter by joecoolthefool November 23, 2015
Status quo joe
A person who follows the herd, he does what everyone else does, nothing more or less. Someone who has no ambition for anything, no passion or drive to accomplish something special. The female version is an ordinary mary or plain jane.
I thought about asking Ted to start a business, but I knew he would say no to anything unique. He's a status quo joe. passionless, ordinary, ambitionless, no ambition, boring, average, nothing special, basic bitch
Status quo joe by joecoolthefool November 13, 2015
fear beer
That 3rd, 4th or 5th beer that you want to enjoy at a bar or restaurant, but you are terrified it will put you over the blood alcohol limit and increase your risk for getting a DUI. You may drink it anyway, but you are definitely worried with each sip you take and after you drive away.
I felt a slight buzz after my fourth beer, but I started to sweat with my fifth because I knew I had to drive home. That was my fear beer. beer, liquor, hard liquor, scotch, bourbon, drink, drunk, alcoholic, intoxicated, tipsy, wasted, kegger
fear beer by joecoolthefool November 6, 2015
conveniently black
Fair-skinned African-Americans or ones who are mixed who try to pass for an ethnicity other than African-American when it benefits them socially or professionally, but then surround themselves with African-Americans to look down and fly, also to their advantage.
Yeah, I know Tyshawn. He's one of those brothers who only hangs with the brothers when no one is looking. He's conveniently black, he spends most of his time with the white kids and says he's Samoan.
conveniently black by joecoolthefool November 5, 2015
cable coma
The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.
I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.
cable coma by joecoolthefool November 2, 2015
foreigner fetish
The attraction that men and women have for people from other countries. Their accent, clothes and lifestyle give them an unexplainable coolness that attracts people from other countries to them.
I don't know what it is about French guys, they have this international vibe that just drives me nuts, 'I fall in love with them instantly'. You've got a foreigner fetish darling! je ne sais quoi, exotic, international, foreign, mysterious
foreigner fetish by joecoolthefool October 21, 2015
fat standing
The desire for a fat person to stand when they really want to sit because of the overwhelming fear of sitting in a folding or cantilever chair that may collapse easily because they are too fat.
When you are 400lbs, I've got to get to the meeting early to find a chair that can hold me. Otherwise I'll look like a fool if I'm reduced to fat standing. Damn my fatness. fat, fat fear, fear dew, fear sweat, fat sweat, heavy duty booty, obese, overweight
fat standing by joecoolthefool October 19, 2015