joecoolthefool's definitions

pootbutt rut

A stretch of time where you make a lot of poor decisions based on fear. You are in a rut because you are a 'poot butt' meaning you are weak, soft or lack toughness. Poot butt is a term often used in the African-American community to challenge someone. poot butt, weak, soft, afraid, scared

Man, I've been in a pootbutt rut for the last several months. I backed out of a job opportunity because I didn't want to move and I decided not to get engaged because I was afraid to get married. I am such an idiot!

by joecoolthefool November 6, 2016

Clintonomics

Promoting the goal of improving the economic status of the working class and middle class while you secretly work to pass policies that benefit corporations and the top one-percent. You must constantly adjust your messaging as people discover that each policy idea that you promote only benefits the wealthy. hilary, Hilary Clinton, neoliberal, Blue Dog Democrat, Third Way, Purple Strategies, fake Democrat, Billary, Billary Clinton, the Clinton machine, Democratic Leadership Council, wall street, 1%, top 1%, deregulation, economic collapse, President Clinton, Secretary of State Clinton

Clintonomics has only widened the gap between the rich and poor in the last five years. The one-percent is so rich, I saw a guy in Manhattan light his cigar with a burning $100 bill.

by joecoolthefool September 10, 2016

Football fellatio

The act of compressing, rubbing, massaging or deflating a football to break it in to the specifications of a quarterback.

I saw the trainer in the locker room performing football fellatio on several balls to get them ready for the big game. quarterback special, pigskin patdown, ball busting, football fondling, football flaccidity

by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015

Bathing in black

The considerable effort some white people make to surround themselves with black people at business events, sporting events, music industry events and in Hollywood in an effort to seem cool. Strangely, they never want to employ, work with, date or live by these same black people. black people, white people, race

I get so tired of these Hollywood types bathing in black. They love hanging out with black athletes and rappers, but strangely they never seem to find any black actors, producers, directors or studio executives to hire for their movies or tv shows.

by joecoolthefool September 24, 2016

deckchaired

A crash in extreme sports where the person's torso is pressed in to their thighs. It is the opposite of being scorpioned. Also reverse scorpioned. scorpioned, extreme sports, X-Games, skateboarding, BMX, snowboarding, motorcross, crash, reverse scorpioned

When Jimmy tried to jump two flights of stairs, he deckchaired in the parking lot below.

by joecoolthefool April 19, 2018

pootlins

Small scentless, rapidly-released poots that you can feel, but are barely audible. fart, poot, silent ,but deadly, pass gas, pooting, farting, rip one, toot, pooins, do do, bm, bowel movement, dump

There is nothing worse than being at a social event and releasing some pootlins in front of hot women. You don't know if they heard them or not.

by joecoolthefool August 27, 2017

Trump armor

Consists of an expensive dark suit, elegant tie hanging long and slick, manicured hair. It is the ultimate business attire; ready for any business meeting or dinner party. President Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Make America great again, Winter White House, Trumpspeak, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump army, Trump bump, fashion, Trump style, Trump ties, power suit

Now that I live in the big city, I'm getting rid of the jeans and t-shirts and putting on some Trump armor. I think I will go with Armani.

by joecoolthefool June 8, 2017