joecoolthefool's definitions

stinkgood

The cologne, perfume or scented body powder that you put on after a shower to smell good. cologne, body powder, perfume, deodorant, shower, bath, clean up

When I get out of the shower, I put on some special stinkgood to hopefully attract the ladies. Let me guess Tom, the Drakar Noir from the drug store?! Yep, it's awesome.

by joecoolthefool May 27, 2016

canine coddling

People who use baby talk and treat dogs like they are young children. It is mostly a middle class issue because they have the surplus money to spend on their dogs. pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, dog, cat, pet, part of the family, baby talk

I don't understand all of this canine coddling. The baby talk and cooing over dogs gets to be too much for me.

by joecoolthefool May 25, 2016

pet playdate

Owners of pets (usually dogs) who set up playdates for their pets to get together and play. dogs, cats, pets, pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet aunt, pet uncle, petsitter, dog park

My golden retriever had a great pet playdate with the labrador retriever down the street. They ran around the park, jumped in the pond and chased the squirrels and rabbits around trees.

by joecoolthefool May 20, 2016

booger bomb

A booger that flies out of your nose and hits the person your talking to in the face. booger, nose boogey, snot , nasal mucus, nose, food bullet

I was so embarrassed, I met this beautiful woman and just as I thought I might try to kiss her, a booger bomb shot from my nose onto her forehead. I hope she didn't feel it.

by joecoolthefool May 18, 2016

canine crush

The affection you have for a dog that is not your own. It's no big deal if you don't have a dog of your own, but if you do, the guilt is overwhelming. canine crazy, pet parents, dog , canine, man's best friend, cheater, infidelity

I've got a canine crush on the black labrador retriever down the street. I know I should be thankful for my dalmation, Petey, but the lab is so much more friendly.

by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016

pussy out or bitch up

A term telling someone to make a decision whether they are going to give up and quit (pussy out) or hang tough and stick it out (bitch up). It can also apply specifically to a woman trying to motivate another woman, it is not meant to be derogatory. bitch up, give up, determined, throw in the towel, never give up, fight

You are on mile 26 of the marathon, are you gonna pussy out or bitch up and make it across the finish line.

by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016

bible baller

A pastor or preacher who lectures church members about how it is a sin to want to be rich while using the donations from his flock to live a lavish lifestyle.

I am barely getting by on my social security, but I donate every week to my church. I notice though that my so-called frugal pastor just drove up in a brand new Bentley. I'm beginning to think he's a bible baller. baller, con artist, thief, manipulator, grifter, church, religion, preacher, minister, blacks, African-American

by joecoolthefool May 15, 2016