Trump chumps

The angry people at a Trump rally that threaten, taunt and fight protesters of an opposing candidate or party. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpster, make America great again, The Apprentice, Republican, frontrunner, anti-establishment, winner, winning
I got jumped by a bunch of Trump chumps at the rally last night, yet I was the one who got arrested. It's not fair man!
by joecoolthefool July 31, 2016
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Black Friday bottleneck

The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam
I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.
by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018
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F spiked

The addition of fentanyl to illegal drugs like heroin, cocaine and other illegal drugs without the person knowing it. This drug often results in respiratory failure and death. heroin, morphine, fentanyl, narcotics, illegal drugs, illicit drugs, heroin addiction, drug addiction, rehab, drug rehab, syringe, blown veins
Where's Derrick, I haven't seen him for a week? Man, he's dead bro; he cooked a bag of heroin and was getting high, but didn't realize someone had F spiked his smack.
by joecoolthefool June 11, 2016
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genderbender bathroom

The restrooms, bathrooms and locker rooms which are now all unisex based on gender identity protection laws. You can choose to identify as male, female or transgendered and go into the restroom, bathroom or locker room of your choice. gender identity, transgendered, LGBT, gay, lesbian, bisexual, queer, President Obama, Obama, restroom, bathroom, locker room, queerestroom, ladyboy lavatory
I'm still confused with the new gender identity laws. I went into the restroom and there was a guy in a dress and heels freshening up. I thought I had gone into the women's restroom by mistake, so this genderbender bathroom thing has got me tripping.
by joecoolthefool May 14, 2016
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The grooming style where a guy has a close-cropped haircut on top and wears a long bushy beard below. A hairstyle popular with musicians and hipsters. trendy, beard, hipster, musician, haircut, hairstyle, grooming
I like your new cut and now you’ve grown a beard, how very hipster of you. I don’t know, to me it says I’m business on top, party down below!
by joecoolthefool October 11, 2017
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Mariah mishap

A public appearance or performance that goes disasterously wrong. You are embarrassed and frustrated and it may or may not be your fault. Mariah Carey, singer, songwriter, diva, performer, celebrity
Jillian was singing the national anthem and towards the end of the song, she forgot the words. She had a Mariah mishap and all she could do was laugh.
by joecoolthefool January 03, 2017
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emotional support beverage

The alcoholic beverage you drink prior to a flight, on a flight or in between flights while traveling by plane. emotional support animal, seeing-eye dog, travel companion, air travel, airplane, airport, airline, alcohol, booze, hooch, drunk, intoxicated, wasted, beverage, whiskey, bourbon, beer, vodka, flight attendant
The flight was so turbulent, when we land, I am definitely going to need an emotional support beverage.
by joecoolthefool December 11, 2018
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