joecoolthefool's definitions

blackout booty call

The sex that people have when there is a power outage in their city. sex, booty call, hook up, blackout, brownout, power outage, city, electricity

It's 2:00 pm in the afternoon and the light are out, no tv and I'm incredibly bored. Deb, you wanna Netflix and chill? Ah, no power Steve, no tv?! So, skip the Netflix-let's just chill?! I feel like a blackout booty call.

by joecoolthefool May 4, 2016

playbite

The soft playful bites from a dog or cat when they are interacting with someone they love. dog, cat, pet, pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, playing, playbites

I always have to be careful when my dog is around young children because he likes to playbite, but it can scare the kids.

by joecoolthefool May 6, 2016

Machine gun farts

Loud, short, independent farts in rapid succession. fart, pass gas, poot, rip one, silent but deadly

My bunk mate must have had some bad tacos because he ripped machine gun farts all night long.

by joecoolthefool May 6, 2016

fangirl fanatic

The obsessed and devoted female fans who frequent the Comic Con, movie and tv show convention circuit. They believe that they are in love with their celebrity crush and that they are in love with them. fan girl, fangirl, fan boy, fanboy, celebrity, convention, superhero, Marvel, DC Comics, Star Wars

I don't care what anyone thinks, I'm a fangirl fanatic when it comes to the hunky guys in the Avengers movies.

by joecoolthefool October 12, 2016

fanboy fanatic

The obsessed guys who dress up like their favorite movie, tv show or superhero character. fanboy, fan boy, fangirl, fan girl, Marvel, DC Comics, convention, Comic Con, superhero, costume, cosplay

I'm a fanboy fanatic when it comes to Batman. My costume is exactly like his suit in Batman Begins.

by joecoolthefool October 12, 2016

terror junkie

Someone who watches days of television about a terrorist incident and then reads every story they can about terrorist strikes or groups on the internet. terrorism, terrorist, al qaeda, ISIS, militia , bomb, SWAT team, explosion, suicide bomber, terrorazzi, terrorcation

All you do each day is watch hours of tv about the terrorist strike in Europe. They say the same thing everyday, you're officially a terror junkie.

by joecoolthefool October 11, 2016

terror junkie

Someone who watches days of television about a terrorist incident and then reads every story they can about terrorist strikes or groups on the internet. terrorism, terrorist, al qaeda, ISIS, militia , bomb, SWAT team, explosion, suicide bomber, terrorazzi, terrorcation

All you do each day is watch hours of tv about the terrorist strike in Europe. They say the same thing everyday, you're officially a terror junkie.

by joecoolthefool October 11, 2016