joecoolthefool's definitions

Trigger rich

People who own numerous handguns and rifles and are always looking to buy more, but often struggle to pay their bills or care for their family.

Dale has got the best gun collection in Louisiana, but the bank is foreclosing on his home. How can this be?! Rodney, Dale is trigger rich. gun rich, gun crazy, gun nuts, gun show, hunter, hunting, shoot

by joecoolthefool May 20, 2015

disinterconnected

The temporary, superficial, unfulfilling interactions people have with each other through the internet, social media, email, texting and video games. Humans are connected like never before, but there is a lack of sustained, intimate relationships. social media, internet, texting, email, video games, connection, interaction, love, friends, group, clique, intimacy, interconnected, alone, lonely

As a gamer, I connect with people every day all over the world, but I don’t really know any of them. You’re totally disinterconnected from real friendship, put down the joystick and come with me to a party.

by joecoolthefool April 15, 2019

Trump Nation

The belief that America comes first, ALWAYS! He made bold promises during the campaign and intends to keep them as president.
National policy: Cut taxes for ALL Americans, rebuild the infrastructure and BUILD THE WALL.
Foreign Policy: Build a strong military & kick the butt of any nation or terrorist group that messes with you.
Every other Issue: Whatever!

Trumper, Trumpism, Trumpestuous, Trump army, Trump armor, Trump speak, Trump bump, Trump trounce, President Donald Trump, The Orange King, The Apprentice, Make America great again, Trump, The Southern Whitehouse, 45

I know he seems out of control and disorganized, but Trump Nation has got everyone on their toes.

by joecoolthefool October 13, 2017

peed-n-peace

The peace sign that you make with your index and middle fingers as you hold your penis to pee. pee, peed, urinate, go number 1, take a leak, drain the lizard, wee wee, urinal

I went to the bathroom at the end of the hallway, I had to go badly. When I got into the stall, I unzipped my pants, took off my fanny pack and peed-n-peace and it felt good.

by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

Collate the coochie

A guy who strategizes and organizes when, where and how he will see his numerous girlfriends, so they won't find out about each other.

Jack is always trying to collate the coochie, so he can have several hookups per week. He's fouls as hell, dude. date, breakup, hookup, misogyny, misogynist, player, cheater, philanderer, philandering, divorce

by joecoolthefool October 12, 2015

prison porthole

The small window or opening on a prison cell door through which prisoners can look out of the cell and interact with people. prisoner, prison, prison cell, supermax, state prison, federal prison, the big house, prison guard, correctional facility, detention center, jail

It gets old looking through a prison porthole all day. I can't wait until I get out in 6 months.

by joecoolthefool June 8, 2016

swipeitis

The soarness in the fingers used to swipe across the screen of a smartphone or tablet. The muscles and tendons become fatigued with the repetitive motions all day long. smartphone, iphone, tablet, ipad, swipe, internet, text, facebook, twitter, tweet, google, ifinger, itendonitis , tendonitis, scroll up, scroll down, touch screen, computer, index finger

My finger aches by the end of every day, I wish I could just give voice commands like on Star Trek. I've got swipeitis.

by joecoolthefool June 5, 2016