Definitions by joecoolthefool

swipeitis 

The soarness in the fingers used to swipe across the screen of a smartphone or tablet. The muscles and tendons become fatigued with the repetitive motions all day long. smartphone, iphone, tablet, ipad, swipe, internet, text, facebook, twitter, tweet, google, ifinger, itendonitis , tendonitis, scroll up, scroll down, touch screen, computer, index finger

My finger aches by the end of every day, I wish I could just give voice commands like on Star Trek. I've got swipeitis.

swipeitis by joecoolthefool June 5, 2016

butterball booty

A round, firm, voluptuous butt in the shape of a Butterball turkey.
butterball, turkey, booty, heavy duty booty, booty squatting, butt, down South booty, black girl booty, PAWG, thick, BBW

I know that I added some pounds over the holidays, so now I got a butterball booty. Well, I gotta start hitting the gym.

butterball booty by joecoolthefool June 5, 2016

frieditis 

The overwhelming desire to have fried food. fried food, itis, I got the itis, fried chicken, grease, Crisco, lard

Last night, I got frieditis and went out for some chicken and waffles.

frieditis by joecoolthefool June 4, 2016

ribitis 

The sudden craving for barbeque ribs. barbeque, barbeque ribs, ribs, itis, pork ribs, baby back, beef ribs, grill, smoke

My neighbor next door is grilling and the smoke blowing across the fence gave me a sudden case of ribitis. I am on my way to the rib shack to get my eat on!

ribitis by joecoolthefool June 4, 2016

vibration-intensive companion (Vic)

The vibrator or vibrating dildo used by women to pleasure themselves whether they have a boyfriend or are single. battery operated boyfriend, vibrator, dildo, clitoris, vagina, g-spot, masterbation, pleasure yourself, orgasm, adult toys, fleshlight, boyfriend, girlfriend, porn

What the heck is a Vic?! It is a vibration-intensive companion (Vic) used to get me off. I have a word for you-modesty!

vibration-intensive companion (Vic) by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

Clam shaker 

A vibrator or vibrating dildo used by women to pleasure themselves. vibrator, battery operated boyfriend, vibration-intensive companion, dildo, Hitachi, clitoris, vagina, orgasm

My clam shaker was out of batteries, so Friday night was a bust.

Clam shaker by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016

barracuda blowjob 

A blowjob where a person bites or scrapes the shaft of the penis with their teeth. barracuda, shark, teeth, bite, scrape, chomp, blowjob, oral sex, oral, fellatio, cunnilingus, skin flute, sex, facial, bukkake, facial abuse

I've been seeing this woman for about a month and she's awesome. We hooked up last night and she gave me a barracuda blowjob. I've been sore all day.

barracuda blowjob by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016