joecoolthefool's definitions

sextension

A state of sexual arousal in men or women. Men experience an erection and women develop swelling of the labia and both have increased sensitivity and arousal of the nipples. sex, erection, vagina, get it on, hooking up, boning, orgasm, anal, making love, porn, penis

I hate when all of these women walk around the pool area in their skimpy bikinis, I always get a sextension and embarrass myself.

by joecoolthefool December 5, 2017

put Trump in my mouth

The act of saying or doing something so controversial or offensive that you create numerous problems for yourself. President Trump is the master of this technique, so it is named in his honor. President Trump, Trump, The Donald, make America great again, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump armor, Trump bump, Trump trounce, Trump chumps, Trump army, The Winter Whitehouse, Trump speak, Trumpnado, Trump tweet

I really put Trump in my mouth when called our boss a blowhard at the convention. You sure did Tom!

by joecoolthefool December 5, 2017

Trump Presidential

The future name of all Trump hotels when he leaves office. The name won’t be reserved for just a luxury suite. This name will be used for all of the president’s hotels around the world. President Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump speak, Trump armor, Trump chump, Trump army, hotels, Trump hotels

I am going to Vegas and I am going to stay at the Trump Presidential. It is going to be a big weekend.

by joecoolthefool December 11, 2017

Trump feast

A large meal of fast food and diet Coke at every meal, every day. fast food, Mc Donalds, Burger King, Wendys, Taco Bell, diet Coke, President Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump army, Trump armor, Trump speak, Winter Whitehouse, the Orange King

I’m on a diet, but I had a rough day, I need a Trump feast as a reward.

by joecoolthefool December 11, 2017

putinbutts

The dupes that interacted with Russians on the internet without knowing it. They may have been influenced by these interactions when it came to making political decisions inpast and future elections. Not to be confused with Putinbots who were the Russians who may have manipulated the Putinbutts. Putin, Vladimir Putin, Trump, Putinbot, Hillary Clinton, conspiracy, Republicans, Democrats, the presidency, Congress, Trumpspeak, Trump trounce, Trump armor, Trumpnado, 2016 Presidential Election, liberal media, the deep state, Mueller investigation, Rod Rosenstein, FBI, DC swamp, corruption, intelligence community, Trump army, conspiracy theory, pootbutt

I think a bunch of Putinbots took advantage of many Putinbutts who had no idea they were being manipulated into either not voting or voting for Trump. C’mon John, your conspiracy theories have got to stop.

by joecoolthefool May 6, 2018

troll mole

A spy who infiltrates a foreign country, corporation or organization with the intent of using social media or other media sources to sow seeds of confusion, misinformation, deception and destruction. The troll mole is more dangerous than a bot because they attack their target from within. spy, bot, Russian bot, troll, mole, sleeper agent, Putinbot, Russiagate, hacker, President Trump, Hillary Clinton, President Obama, CIA, FSB, FBI, 2016 elections, Mueller investigation, James Comey, Kremlin, Vladimir Putin, Russia, infiltrator, liberal media, social media, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram

The liberal media keeps saying that Russians influenced the recent elections. I don’t buy it, a troll mole doesn’t have that much power, we are America strong!

by joecoolthefool February 17, 2018

cement slippers

1) Something in your life that is weighing heavy on your mind, a burden, an obstacle.

2) The cement block created by wet cement poured over a person’s feet to weigh down a body before it is thrown into deep water.

I have finally paid down my student loans and my car’s transmission dies on me. This car has been like wearing a pair of cement slippers.

by joecoolthefool May 7, 2018