joecoolthefool's definitions

overhelp

Verb: Trying to assist someone to the point that the person feels that you are interfering in their life. Also overhelping and overhelped.
Noun: overhelper
help, helping, helper, assist, help out, friend, buddy, pal, assistant, interfere, take over, ruin, mess up, screw up

I tried to bake some of the food for my mother, but I burned most of it by accident. You tried to overhelp, but it was the thought that counts.

by joecoolthefool September 4, 2016

blackfriday zombie

An exhausted person so obsessed with Black Friday that they wander through stores in a daze hopped up on caffeine and adrenaline.

I have got to get some rest, I've turned into a blackfriday zombie. zombie, exhausted, tired, sleep-deprived, Black Friday, Christmas, Thanksgiving, holiday shopping

by joecoolthefool December 10, 2014

girl date

A friendly, non-romantic outing between two women who recently met and want to get to know each other. date, women, girls, girl time, girl talk, platonic, friends, girlfriends

I had a girl date with one the women from my yoga class. She was really cool, she used to be a pilot in the army.

by joecoolthefool January 12, 2017

keep your stupid on a leash

A phrase you tell someone when you don’t want them to do stupid things that will mess up your life. stupid, dumb, idiot, crazy, warning, moron

This is dynamite John and just keep your stupid on a leash, so you don’t blow us both to kingdom come.

by joecoolthefool June 20, 2019

trauma bomb

1) The deluge of patients that flood the emergency room after a natural disaster, terrorist attack or a mass shooting.

2) The aftermath of a mass casualty event.
mass casualty event, trauma, natural disaster, mass shooting, terrorist attack, war, wounded, injured, injuries, casualty, death, ICU, emergency, ER, patient, sick

I worked a double shift yesterday because we had a trauma bomb. A passenger bus was hit by a cement truck on the highway.

by joecoolthefool November 1, 2016

she-shedding

Women who constantly groom themselves by pulling long hair from their head and dropping it on the floor, furniture, bedding, kitchens and bathrooms. It gets on people's clothes, in their food and in their mouth and is very gross.

I was trying to eat my meal in peace, and a long hair was in my takeout meal. Someone at that burger joint was she-shedding. hair in food, hair, long hair, women, hairnet, grooming, comb, brush

by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015

pet pillow

The dog , cat or other animals pet owners lay their head against when they nap or sleep. The pet owners love to cuddle their pets when resting and the animals enjoy the comfort of the bed versus the floor. pet parents, pet, dog, cat, animals, man's best friend, furry friends, four-legged friend

I slept great last night, my pet pillow was a Persian cat.

by joecoolthefool August 29, 2016