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Definitions by joecoolthefool

Ultimatum marriage 

A marriage where a woman or a man demand their significant other marry them or they are leaving. marriage, ultimatum, civil union, gay marriage, starter marriage
This is gonna be an ultimatum marriage. We've been dating 3 years and she is sick of the uncertainty.

travel envy 

The envy and jealousy one feels watching travel channel hosts go around the world to beautiful, exciting destinations and you're stuck at home on the couch. travel, travel channel, destination, exotic locations, women, rich, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, baller, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, world traveler
I got major travel envy every time I see the Hawaiian Islands on that travel network. I must keep saving, so I can go before I die.
travel envy by joecoolthefool June 13, 2016

white famous

The fame, recognition and money that occassionally comes to talented non-white people when they finally achieve mainstream success. Tv shows, movies, commercials, book deals and the millions of dollars that come with it. fame, power, hollywood, commercial success, money, black people, Latinos, Asians, people of color, white privilege
I have been asked to be in 3 movies over the next year. I finally made it after 10 years, I'm white famous!
white famous by joecoolthefool June 12, 2016

F spiked 

The addition of fentanyl to illegal drugs like heroin, cocaine and other illegal drugs without the person knowing it. This drug often results in respiratory failure and death. heroin, morphine, fentanyl, narcotics, illegal drugs, illicit drugs, heroin addiction, drug addiction, rehab, drug rehab, syringe, blown veins
Where's Derrick, I haven't seen him for a week? Man, he's dead bro; he cooked a bag of heroin and was getting high, but didn't realize someone had F spiked his smack.
F spiked by joecoolthefool June 11, 2016

prison porthole

The small window or opening on a prison cell door through which prisoners can look out of the cell and interact with people. prisoner, prison, prison cell, supermax, state prison, federal prison, the big house, prison guard, correctional facility, detention center, jail
It gets old looking through a prison porthole all day. I can't wait until I get out in 6 months.

my Everest 

An obstacle in your life that seems impossible to overcome, but you decide that you are going to dedicate yourself and beat it. Mount Everest, obstacle, problem, life, never give up, determination, never quit
I've had a drinking problem for 10 years and I'm sick of it. Alcoholism is my Everest and I'm gonna beat it.
my Everest by joecoolthefool June 6, 2016

it's a hawk out there 

A phrase commonly used by black Americans meaning that it is cold and windy outside. cold bugaduga, cold, windy, frigid, freezing, winter, winter storm, blizzard, black Americans, black sayings, African-American
It's a hawk out there boy, you better bundle up!