Smartphone anxiety disorder

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession

I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.

by joecoolthefool October 03, 2016

i'm bonding

A guy who gets dressed up and carries himself like James Bond. He wears a nice suit, watch and even orders the shaken martini. The person realizes it's kind of goofy, but it makes him feel cool. James Bond, Bond, James Bond, 007, martini, shaken not stirred

Wow, you look great, is that a new suit Jay! That's right baby, I'm bonding.

by joecoolthefool April 03, 2016

dance seizure

The wild, chaotic movements a person makes when listening to music. They are rocking out hard and may look crazy, but they love the music and don’t care. dancing, partying, rocking out, slam dancing, air guitar, mosh pit, break dancing, edm, electronic dance music

John is having a dance seizure on the couch, he loves electronic dance music.

by joecoolthefool February 06, 2018

reality tv rumble

The animated verbal arguments and fistfights that break out on reality tv shows; often staged, they are loud, involve cursing, wild arm movements, choking people, broken glass and overturned furniture.

I just watched this show on cable and about ten minutes into the show, there was a reality tv rumble that involved hair pulling, kicking spitting and head locks. reality tv show, titty-butt tv, cable tv, tv, tv show, drama

by joecoolthefool July 14, 2015

Jaytalking

A person who is so immersed in a phone conversation while walking that they don't realize they are illegally crossing the street in heavy traffic. jaytalker, jaywalker, crosswalk, traffic, pedestrian, sidewalk, street

That guy almost got killed jaytalking. No conversation is worth death.

by joecoolthefool March 09, 2016

Rant and rave

To get very upset about something and throw an adult tantrum. angry, get angry, upset, throw a fit, fuss, tantrum, tantrump, temper tantrum, temper tantrump, rant, rail against, yell, scream, rage, temper

I can't believe the commentator had to rant and rave about such a benign issue.

by joecoolthefool July 27, 2016

foreigner fetish

The attraction that men and women have for people from other countries. Their accent, clothes and lifestyle give them an unexplainable coolness that attracts people from other countries to them.

I don't know what it is about French guys, they have this international vibe that just drives me nuts, 'I fall in love with them instantly'. You've got a foreigner fetish darling! je ne sais quoi, exotic, international, foreign, mysterious

by joecoolthefool October 21, 2015