Definitions by joecoolthefool
You bet not never
A double-negative phrase used to intimidate someone who says something offensive or physically threatens you. talking tough, acting tough, frontin', fronting, bullying, bullied, threaten, intimidate, step correct, hurt, challenge, verbal beatdown
You bet not never by joecoolthefool August 20, 2016
booger bandana
A handkerchief that is used to blow your nose-synonymous with snotrag. The handkerchief may also be used to wipe sweat from your brow or used to hold something dirty. It is a useful tool, but handle someone elses bandana at your own risk. snotrag, snot rag, booger, snot, runny nose, sweat, fear dew, handkerchief, bandana, rag, sweat rag, do-rag
I hate wearing these shorts because the pockets are shallow and my booger bandana sticks out of my back pocket.
booger bandana by joecoolthefool August 17, 2016
plutocratic skunkworks
The treacherous efforts of the 1% to grow their wealth and power through secretive, unethical and immoral laws created by corporate lobbyists, groups of super rich individuals and corrupt politicians. super rich, 1%, corporations, elite, multinationals, multinational corporations, lobbyist, politicians, tech companies, Wall Street, the Bilderbergs, Committee on Foreign Relations, billionaires, millionaires, plutocrat
I think the one-percent use plutocratic skunkworks to manipulate the federal government and the stock market for their own benefit.
plutocratic skunkworks by joecoolthefool August 13, 2016
Mexican rimjob
Licking the rim of a salted margarita glass. A person licks around the entire rim before drinking the margarita because the salt enhances the flavor of the sweet margarita. margarita, salt, salty, alcohol, drinking, drunk, intoxicated, margarita glass, happy hour, bar, liquor
The best part of happy hour on Friday is licking the rim of a margarita glass and then taking a big sip, knowing that it's party time. That's a Mexican rimjob, buddy!
Mexican rimjob by joecoolthefool August 8, 2016
luxurist
A person who loves all things luxury-designer clothes, luxury cars and an expensive lifestyle. Most people want this life, but can't afford it, so all they can do is dream. luxury, expensive, designer, bespoke, elite, 1%, Wall Street, rich, super rich
luxurist by joecoolthefool August 6, 2016
Carson coma
A person whose face and behavior make you think that they are either falling asleep or on some drug. The person is characterized by soft speech, half open eyes and an inability to hold up one's head. Behavior seen with presidential candidate Ben Carson.
After such a large lunch, I fell into a Carson coma during math class. The teacher kept calling on me because I looked like I was nodding off.
Carson coma by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016
sneaky boogers
The boogers that are left behind after blowing your nose. You can either still feel them or you are embarassed later when you find they're still there from someone else. You have to take your finger and scrape the size of your nose to catch it. The word is a take on the British phrase 'sneaky bugger'.booger, boogers, nose bogey, snot, nose, nasal archaeology, digging for gold, pick me a winner
I always have to blow my nose several times to make sure I don't have any sneaky boogers before going on air.
sneaky boogers by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016