Trigger rich

People who own numerous handguns and rifles and are always looking to buy more, but often struggle to pay their bills or care for their family.
Dale has got the best gun collection in Louisiana, but the bank is foreclosing on his home. How can this be?! Rodney, Dale is trigger rich. gun rich, gun crazy, gun nuts, gun show, hunter, hunting, shoot
by joecoolthefool May 20, 2015
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pet playdate

Owners of pets (usually dogs) who set up playdates for their pets to get together and play. dogs, cats, pets, pet parents, canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet aunt, pet uncle, petsitter, dog park
My golden retriever had a great pet playdate with the labrador retriever down the street. They ran around the park, jumped in the pond and chased the squirrels and rabbits around trees.
by joecoolthefool May 20, 2016
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a big answer

When some makes ‘a big ask’ of you and you deliver in a major way. a big ask, big ask, big answer, deliver, get r done, get it done, taking care of business, handle your business, doing work, helping
When I asked you to take care of my kids for a year while I went to rehab was a big ask. You took care of them and started a college fund for them. You delivered a big answer. Thanks!
by joecoolthefool June 05, 2019
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Soccer molesting

Soccer players that grab and feel up players of the opposing team to provoke them to shove, punch or kick them back, so the referee will pull a yellow or red card on the opposing player.
I can't believe that Brazillian player grabbed the butt of the American player to provoke him to elbow him back in front of the ref. he was totally soccer molesting the American. dirty player, play dirty, sneaky, soccer, World Cup, soccer ball
by joecoolthefool September 30, 2015
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prison porthole

The small window or opening on a prison cell door through which prisoners can look out of the cell and interact with people. prisoner, prison, prison cell, supermax, state prison, federal prison, the big house, prison guard, correctional facility, detention center, jail
It gets old looking through a prison porthole all day. I can't wait until I get out in 6 months.
by joecoolthefool June 08, 2016
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hip-hop homosexual

The closeted lesbian, gay and bisexual rappers that make rap and hip hop music about how they are tough and sleep with a lot of women, but secretly are gay or bisexual. Most of these artists live on the down low, but some of them romantically hug and kiss other male rappers in public. No judgment, just saying. rappers, hip hop artists, rap, hip hop, down low, LGBT, gay with a side of straight, hollywood straight
Did you just see those two guys kiss each other on the lips. What was that about?! That dude's a hip-hop homosexual.
by joecoolthefool June 23, 2016
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swipeitis

The soarness in the fingers used to swipe across the screen of a smartphone or tablet. The muscles and tendons become fatigued with the repetitive motions all day long. smartphone, iphone, tablet, ipad, swipe, internet, text, facebook, twitter, tweet, google, ifinger, itendonitis , tendonitis, scroll up, scroll down, touch screen, computer, index finger
My finger aches by the end of every day, I wish I could just give voice commands like on Star Trek. I've got swipeitis.
by joecoolthefool June 05, 2016
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