joecoolthefool's definitions

hisogyny

The discrimination faced by men from some women who use their gender to gain an advantage in life. They accuse men of sexism or bullying if they don't get their way and engage in passive-aggressive manipulation in the workplace and romantic relationships to gain the upper hand. misogyny, sexism, discrimination, feminist, feminism, woman, women, female, women's studies, all-girls, ladies only, man's world

I can't believe that when I go to the bar, women always use hisogyny to get free admission to clubs as well as free drinks and appetizers from desperate guys.

by joecoolthefool June 14, 2016

jackassed

A person becomes the willing or unwilling victim of a physically painful prank OR the person plans and executes a physically painful prank on another person. Jackass, joke, prank, pain, injury, Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Wee Man, Ryan Dunn, Jeff Tremain, Dave England, Preston Lacy, Ehren McGhehey

My brother jackassed me Saturday morning. He slid down the stairs on his surf board as I was going up the steps and knocked me off my feet. What a jerk!

by joecoolthefool August 21, 2016

propoganda pushers

The media outlets run by the Establishment that destroy any political candidate who does not support the agenda of corporations and the superrich. corporate media, the liberal media, the 1%, corporations, superrich, the Establishment, journalists, reporters, network news, cable news, biased media

I am so tired of these propoganda pushers trashing my favorite candidate every day. The news is so biased.

by joecoolthefool October 18, 2016

Virtual unreality

Virtual reality games superimposed onto a real environment. Smartphones or glasses are used to see the real environment while also introducing virtual creatures, games and experiences. Pokemon Go, smartphone, iphone, virtual reality, Nintendo, Occulus, tech wear

This new Pokemon game is the best virtual unreality experience of my life.

by joecoolthefool July 28, 2016

masterlating

To be the only person to show up late to a group meeting or event.

I've been masterlating to the last six events, the boss won't be happy if I am tardy again. late, tardy, not on time, procrastinate, behind

by joecoolthefool August 19, 2015

Uberflirting

The Uber driver relentlessly hits on the passenger even if she or he is not interested in them. It gets really uncomfortable when it happens in the middle of the ride and the passenger can't get out. Uber, taxi, Uber driver, Uber passenger, flirt, date, hit on

Some weirdo picked up my friend down at the mall and was Uberflirting with her for the next 20 miles, it must have been awful.

by joecoolthefool July 19, 2016

beats for the sheets

Music that a couple put on before having sex.

I'm gonna put on some beats for the sheets, so when my girl gets home, we can get down. sexy music, r and b music, slow motion for me music, music to get down, sex, music

by joecoolthefool February 23, 2015