joecoolthefool's definitions

pussy out or bitch up

A term telling someone to make a decision whether they are going to give up and quit (pussy out) or hang tough and stick it out (bitch up). It can also apply specifically to a woman trying to motivate another woman, it is not meant to be derogatory. bitch up, give up, determined, throw in the towel, never give up, fight

You are on mile 26 of the marathon, are you gonna pussy out or bitch up and make it across the finish line.

by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016

autonomous erotica

A person who pleasures himself in a self-driving (autonomous) vehicle. You don't have to hold the steering wheel, so you have two free hands. autoerotica, masturbation, touching oneself, self-pleasure, handjob, auto, car, Google, Google car, Apple car, autonomous vehicle, self-driving, autojacking

I now know why all of these researchers want to go on all of these autonomous vehicle test drives alone. It's called autonomous erotica. Yikes!

by joecoolthefool April 20, 2016

Baby food

Food that is unseasoned, bland tasting and mushy. Also, tasteless, bland, boring, uninspiring, unseasoned. baby, toddler, infant, food, tasteless, bland, boring, spicy, hot, exciting

I can’t take any more of this baby food. Let’s face it, my wife can’t cook.

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2017

Wakexhausted

A mental state where you are exhausted, but unable to sleep. You either suffer from an abnormal sleep-wake cycle from too many nights staying up late and getting up early or you can't sleep due to exercising or drinking coffee before bed. exhausted, awake, tired, sleepy, asleep, worn out, insomniac, exercise

I had gone to the gym at 10pm last night and I was so jacked from lifting weights, I spent the night laying in bed trying to fall asleep. Dude, you were wakexhausted!

by joecoolthefool July 26, 2016

luxurist

A person who loves all things luxury-designer clothes, luxury cars and an expensive lifestyle. Most people want this life, but can't afford it, so all they can do is dream. luxury, expensive, designer, bespoke, elite, 1%, Wall Street, rich, super rich

I like to consider myself a luxurist, a person who demands only the best.

by joecoolthefool August 6, 2016

dance seizure

The wild, chaotic movements a person makes when listening to music. They are rocking out hard and may look crazy, but they love the music and don’t care. dancing, partying, rocking out, slam dancing, air guitar, mosh pit, break dancing, edm, electronic dance music

John is having a dance seizure on the couch, he loves electronic dance music.

by joecoolthefool February 6, 2018

Smartphone anxiety disorder

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession

I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.

by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016