fangirl fanatic

The obsessed and devoted female fans who frequent the Comic Con, movie and tv show convention circuit. They believe that they are in love with their celebrity crush and that they are in love with them. fan girl, fangirl, fan boy, fanboy, celebrity, convention, superhero, Marvel, DC Comics, Star Wars
I don't care what anyone thinks, I'm a fangirl fanatic when it comes to the hunky guys in the Avengers movies.
by joecoolthefool January 30, 2016
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poliorigami

1) noun-A politician who bends, folds and contorts himself/herself on issues in order to be appeal to the largest number of voters to win an election.

2) verb-The act of bending and contorting on political and socioeconomic issues in order to appeal to the largest number of voters to win an election. politician, Democrat, Republican, political party, DC, drain the swamp, Congress, President, origami, Trump, Obama, Clinton, Big Tent Party, Washington DC
I get so tired of these DC politicians engaging in poliorigami in order to get votes for the midterm elections.
by joecoolthefool February 13, 2018
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pootlins

Small scentless, rapidly-released poots that you can feel, but are barely audible. fart, poot, silent ,but deadly, pass gas, pooting, farting, rip one, toot, pooins, do do, bm, bowel movement, dump
There is nothing worse than being at a social event and releasing some pootlins in front of hot women. You don't know if they heard them or not.
by joecoolthefool August 27, 2017
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white famous

The fame, recognition and money that occassionally comes to talented non-white people when they finally achieve mainstream success. Tv shows, movies, commercials, book deals and the millions of dollars that come with it. fame, power, hollywood, commercial success, money, black people, Latinos, Asians, people of color, white privilege
I have been asked to be in 3 movies over the next year. I finally made it after 10 years, I'm white famous!
by joecoolthefool June 12, 2016
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Gotta get my balls back

A statement that a person makes to one's self when they realize they have allowed fear and anxiety to prevent them from doing something important or achieving a goal.
I've avoided calling this beautiful girl I met in the coffee shop. I'm almost forty years old and I am not married, I've gotta get my balls back and call her. courage, bravado, guts, confidence, masculinity, manhood
by joecoolthefool January 18, 2015
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The cocky, optimistic view of one's future success. The Donald, Trump, Trumpism, Trumpster, Trumper, Trumpet, The Apprentice, winning, Republican, winner, leader, CEO
I'm going to do so much winning when I start my new job, I may be CEO by the end of the year. You know who you sound like, I know I know, The Donald!
by joecoolthefool February 23, 2016
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propoganda pushers

The media outlets run by the Establishment that destroy any political candidate who does not support the agenda of corporations and the superrich. corporate media, the liberal media, the 1%, corporations, superrich, the Establishment, journalists, reporters, network news, cable news, biased media
I am so tired of these propoganda pushers trashing my favorite candidate every day. The news is so biased.
by joecoolthefool October 19, 2016
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