Definitions by joecoolthefool

injhurt 

An athlete who is somewhere between being hurt and being injured. If you are hurt, you can get some pain meds, rest and/or physical therapy, but you can still play. An injured athlete requires a doctor’s care and can’t play anymore. injury, injured, hurt, athlete, player, sports, athletics, NFL, NBA, NHL, Olympics, football, basketball, NCAA, soccer, MLB, baseball, team, doctor, orthopedic surgeon

You aren't injured! Coach my leg feels weak, it hurts to walk. You’re injhurt, I think you can play the last quarter.

injhurt by joecoolthefool April 19, 2018

Putin pal 

The numerous millionaire and billionaire friends of Vladimir Putin who got rich from their government connections after the end of the Cold War. Vladimir Putin, Putin, President Trump, Donald Trump, Trump treason, Trump bump, the Orange King, President Chaos, Russia, Russiagate, Mueller investigation, James Comey, FBI, CIA, intelligence community, Paul Manafort, Jarod Kushner, Kremlin

CNN spends each night on Russiagate and trying to expose all of the Putin pals. I don’t believe anything the news is saying about it though.

Putin pal by joecoolthefool February 21, 2018

troll mole 

A spy who infiltrates a foreign country, corporation or organization with the intent of using social media or other media sources to sow seeds of confusion, misinformation, deception and destruction. The troll mole is more dangerous than a bot because they attack their target from within. spy, bot, Russian bot, troll, mole, sleeper agent, Putinbot, Russiagate, hacker, President Trump, Hillary Clinton, President Obama, CIA, FSB, FBI, 2016 elections, Mueller investigation, James Comey, Kremlin, Vladimir Putin, Russia, infiltrator, liberal media, social media, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram

The liberal media keeps saying that Russians influenced the recent elections. I don’t buy it, a troll mole doesn’t have that much power, we are America strong!

troll mole by joecoolthefool February 17, 2018

poliorigami 

1) noun-A politician who bends, folds and contorts himself/herself on issues in order to be appeal to the largest number of voters to win an election.

2) verb-The act of bending and contorting on political and socioeconomic issues in order to appeal to the largest number of voters to win an election. politician, Democrat, Republican, political party, DC, drain the swamp, Congress, President, origami, Trump, Obama, Clinton, Big Tent Party, Washington DC

I get so tired of these DC politicians engaging in poliorigami in order to get votes for the midterm elections.

poliorigami by joecoolthefool February 15, 2018

dance seizure 

The wild, chaotic movements a person makes when listening to music. They are rocking out hard and may look crazy, but they love the music and don’t care. dancing, partying, rocking out, slam dancing, air guitar, mosh pit, break dancing, edm, electronic dance music

John is having a dance seizure on the couch, he loves electronic dance music.

dance seizure by joecoolthefool February 6, 2018

Trump sip 

An awkward way of consuming a beverage, as if you don’t know if the drink will be too hot, too cold or taste bad. See also a Marco Rubio gulp. President Trump, Trumpestuous, Trumpnado, Trump feast, Trump chump, The Apprentice, make America great again, The Orange King, Trump bump, Trumpspeak, Republican, Marco Rubio, water, beverage, drink, sip, taste, bottled water

I was so nervous during the presentation, I was drinking water somewhere between a Marco Rubio gulp and a Trump sip.

Trump sip by joecoolthefool December 19, 2017

fart collectors 

Underwear worn all day long. Science says humans pass gas 10-20 times per day, so all underwear collects a lot of gas. fart, poot, let one rip, gas master, pass gas, flatulence, toot, rip one, poop, do-do, bowel movement, bm, crap, underwear, undies, drawers, pajamas, skivvies, long johns

I shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch, my fart collectors are working overtime.

fart collectors by joecoolthefool December 18, 2017