joecoolthefool's definitions

plutocratic skunkworks

The treacherous efforts of the 1% to grow their wealth and power through secretive, unethical and immoral laws created by corporate lobbyists, groups of super rich individuals and corrupt politicians. super rich, 1%, corporations, elite, multinationals, multinational corporations, lobbyist, politicians, tech companies, Wall Street, the Bilderbergs, Committee on Foreign Relations, billionaires, millionaires, plutocrat

I think the one-percent use plutocratic skunkworks to manipulate the federal government and the stock market for their own benefit.

by joecoolthefool August 13, 2016

cop a hug

A guy pretends to hug a woman, but secretly tries to touch her breast or butt in the process. cop a feel, sexual assault, groping, frotteurism, touchy feely, fondle, butt, breast, Me Too, Times Up

The director hugged me and tried to cop a hug when he squeezed my breast with his hand.

by joecoolthefool September 2, 2018

Shaggy vibe

A young person who is super laid back and uses marijuana casually to stay laid back. Lebowski vibe, Shaggy, Scooby Doo, Mystery Machine, Scooby gang, marijuana, reefer, weed, doobie, Mary Jane munchies, munchies

I'm going to my camper to take a break. You and your friends give off a Shaggy vibe, so I am guessing you're not going to the camper to study.

by joecoolthefool May 27, 2016

deadmail

The mail a person who has died continues to receive from companies and charities. mail, Post Office, Postal Service, deceased, passed away, loved one, death in the family

I continue to sift through tons of deadmail 2 years after my grandfather died.

by joecoolthefool July 5, 2017

carnage candy

The excessive gore and violence on tv, in the movies and covered in media. Also referred to as torture porn. carnage, murder, torture, death, torture porn, horror movies, monsters, maniacs, blood, flesh, mass shootings, stab, shoot, gun, knife, killer

I’m not a fan of the movies in the 2000s because there was too much carnage candy for me. I agree John.

by joecoolthefool October 14, 2018

canine crush

The affection you have for a dog that is not your own. It's no big deal if you don't have a dog of your own, but if you do, the guilt is overwhelming. canine crazy, pet parents, dog , canine, man's best friend, cheater, infidelity

I've got a canine crush on the black labrador retriever down the street. I know I should be thankful for my dalmation, Petey, but the lab is so much more friendly.

by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016

fucks for bucks

Prostitution or a sex worker who is paid from working at a legal brothel or a pornstar who has sex on camera for money.

I've got a client who is asking for me, so I gotta go! I understand girl, its fucks for bucks. prostitution, working girl, pornstar, sex worker, sex, porn, brothel, pimp

by joecoolthefool September 20, 2015