joecoolthefool's definitions

brown sugar daddy

A black man who provides money and luxuries to a woman in exchange for companionship.

I know it seems cliche, but I have been dating this football player who just signed a 40 million dollar contract. He smoothers me in jewelry and designer clothers, he is my brown sugar daddy! sugar daddy, daddy, boyfriend, gold digger, high maintenance

by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015

shehive

A clique of women, loyal to each other and led by a queen bee. The women of Mean Girls and Heathers are perfect examples. beehive, bee hive, clique, Mean Girls, Heathers, bees, termites, ants, queen bee, drama queen, women, teenage girls, hive, she-hive, she hive

There is so much drama in our class. The shehive runs everything.

by joecoolthefool May 31, 2019

protest fatigue

The exhaustion and frustration that comes from protesting and marching for a cause that never seems to be rewarded with concrete results. march, protest, movement, revolution, justice, peace, racial justice, women’s issues, women, African-American, white supremacy, NAACP, Charlottesville, Black Lives Matter, Tiki torch, KKK, skinheads, President Obama, President Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump army, silent majority

I know there is another march this weekend, but I’ve got serious protest fatigue. We have been marching for 5 years and nothing has changed.

by joecoolthefool October 2, 2017

pootlins

Small scentless, rapidly-released poots that you can feel, but are barely audible. fart, poot, silent ,but deadly, pass gas, pooting, farting, rip one, toot, pooins, do do, bm, bowel movement, dump

There is nothing worse than being at a social event and releasing some pootlins in front of hot women. You don't know if they heard them or not.

by joecoolthefool August 27, 2017

fist-to-face talk

A situation in which a person has a heated discussion with someone and then punches them in the face or beats them up. The encounter is often planned by the person who initiates the argument.

I am so sick of Ted hitting on my girlfriend all of the time, I'm gonna go to his apartment and have a fist-to-face talk with him. beatdown, fight, fistfight, kicking butt, punch, knockout, bully

by joecoolthefool May 18, 2015

Trump media

The network and cable tv stations that made a lot of money from increased ratings from covering Donald Trump. The media has a love-hate relationship with President Trump, they love their increased ratings and hate President Trump. President Trump, Donald Trump, The Donald, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trumpspeak, Trumper, Trump army, liberal media, the media, cable tv, network tv

Trump media is in full swing 24/7, they love him and then they hate him, it drives me nuts.

by joecoolthefool July 5, 2017

Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole

I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.

by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016