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People who become famous without any obvious talent. They gain fame from sex tapes, pranks, Youtube, reality tv and dating athletes and movies stars. See also celebritainment. celebrity, entertainer, entertainment, movie star, tv star, reality tv, Youtubers, Youtube, pranks, Kardashian, sex tape, celebritainment
The celebritainers today make a fortune doing pranks and sex tapes, yet make a fortune. I don't get it.
by joecoolthefool July 11, 2017
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I get so tired of these overused countdown timers for new shows. This countdown tv is a total distraction.
by joecoolthefool July 31, 2017
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2) The cement block created by wet cement poured over a person’s feet to weigh down a body before it is thrown into deep water.
2) The cement block created by wet cement poured over a person’s feet to weigh down a body before it is thrown into deep water.
I have finally paid down my student loans and my car’s transmission dies on me. This car has been like wearing a pair of cement slippers.
by joecoolthefool May 7, 2018
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I have allergies and I refuse to go over to my aunt and uncle's house because they are feline fanatics. There is cat hair floating through the air and on the furniture. My eyes start to water and nose runs within an hour of being there; it's awful. cat crazy, cat, feline, pets, canine crazy, pet parents
by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015
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Why does Johnny sit out there at the stadium in the rain for a team that is 1-10.man, Johnny is a whatever fan, you'll never convince him that team isn't hopeless. no matter fan, true fan, dedicated, passionate, super fan, loyal, NBA, NFL, NHL, World Cup, football, basketball, hockey, soccer
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by joecoolthefool January 8, 2016
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I hate Senator Burns, he is such a political chameleon. He supported the money for veterans a week ago and now he voted against it because an anti-government superpac wants to cut spending for tax cuts. Oh, and the superpac donated $30,000 to his re-election campaign.
by joecoolthefool August 21, 2016
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