snow mattress

The layer of snow on the roof of a car or truck. They are seen when someone drives around having failed to remove it from the top of their car/truck and can slide off and hit people or other vehicles. snow, snow storm, ice, blizzard, cars, trucks, road, highway, ice scraper, mattress
I got pummeled by a driver’s snow mattress while I was walking down the street yesterday.
by joecoolthefool January 14, 2019
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dumbcheck

When some is saying something so dumb that you’ve got to interrupt them mid-sentence and bust them on their foolishness. dumb, foolish, idiot, sucker, stupid, check someone, disrespect, lie, con, bs, lying, check, bust, expose
I had to dumbcheck this fool who said Patrick Mahomes wasn’t a good QB!
by joecoolthefool September 16, 2021
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sausage ensemble

A super tight-fitting outfit a person wears when their clothes are too small and they haven't had a chance to buy new ones. It also applies to an overweight person trying to wear tight clothes to look sexy, but doesn't have the body for it. Sausage has a tight casing around it. heavy duty booty, curvy and pervy, big and sexy, overweight, obese, husky, heavy-set, clothing, outfit, suit, shirt, pants, shorts, dress, blouse, skirt
Did you see that guy in the hallway, he was wearing a sausage ensemble. Iam shocked he could move, I bet if he tries to walk his thighs may start a fire.
by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016
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i'm bonding

A guy who gets dressed up and carries himself like James Bond. He wears a nice suit, watch and even orders the shaken martini. The person realizes it's kind of goofy, but it makes him feel cool. James Bond, Bond, James Bond, 007, martini, shaken not stirred
Wow, you look great, is that a new suit Jay! That's right baby, I'm bonding.
by joecoolthefool December 24, 2015
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gigamansion

A house or residence that is so big and expensive that it makes mansions look like ordinary homes. These homes are built by the new wave of billionaires such as hedge fund managers and tech entrepreneurs. mansion, tech, Wall Street, billionaire, hundred millionaire, techies, entrepreneur, IPO, hedge fund, trillionaire, NASDAQ, Dow Jones Industrial, NYSE, ballers, income inequality, the 1%, super rich, rich
I thought I was big time when I moved to Beverly Hills. A new tech billionaire wants to buy my home, tear it down and build a gigamansion worth $500 million.
by joecoolthefool April 16, 2019
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beats for the sheets

Music that a couple put on before having sex.
I'm gonna put on some beats for the sheets, so when my girl gets home, we can get down. sexy music, r and b music, slow motion for me music, music to get down, sex, music
by joecoolthefool February 24, 2015
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Trump trashing

The relentless attacks by media outlets, pundits, journalists, celebrities and politicians to defame and destroy his presidential candidacy. He makes outrageous statements that are racist, sexist, ageist, hypocritical and discriminatory in numerous ways. So what, numerous politicians Republican, Democrat and Libertarian do the same thing without criticism. He is hated by the rich because he wants to end bad trade deals and tax loop holes for hedge fund billionaires. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumpism, Trumper, Trumpet, make America great again, The Apprentice
I am so sick of watching the daily Trump trashing on network tv. They attack him for the same things all politicians do every day.
by joecoolthefool May 16, 2016
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