brown sugar daddy

A black man who provides money and luxuries to a woman in exchange for companionship.

I know it seems cliche, but I have been dating this football player who just signed a 40 million dollar contract. He smoothers me in jewelry and designer clothers, he is my brown sugar daddy! sugar daddy, daddy, boyfriend, gold digger, high maintenance

by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015

drama dumping

A person who tells all of their lover, family or job drama to family, friends and even complete strangers. The person has a lot of stress and frustration in their life and they needed a release. stress, anxiety, family drama, baby drama, lover drama, boyfriend drama, job drama, drama

I sat down to wait for my car to be fixed and some lady next to me started drama dumping all of these problems with her baby daddy. I was exhausted just listening to her.

by joecoolthefool May 28, 2016

feline fanatic

A person or couple who are obsessed with their cat. They have all of the cat play toys, specialty food and luxury litter boxes and they are blissfully unaware of all of the cat hair and claw marks around their house.

I have allergies and I refuse to go over to my aunt and uncle's house because they are feline fanatics. There is cat hair floating through the air and on the furniture. My eyes start to water and nose runs within an hour of being there; it's awful. cat crazy, cat, feline, pets, canine crazy, pet parents

by joecoolthefool September 23, 2015

Trumpism

The belief system that encourages abrasive, pretentious, narcissistic behavior as the way to achieving money, fame and power. A man is referred to as a Trumper and the female a Trumpet.

I find it ironic that the candidate with the best ideas is quiet, humble and self-depricating, but the person who gets all of the attention Is a devout believer in Trumpism. pretentious, narcissist, arrogant, self-aggrandizing, self-promoting, cocky, brash, bossy, Trumper, Trumpet

by joecoolthefool August 03, 2015

Trump armor

Consists of an expensive dark suit, elegant tie hanging long and slick, manicured hair. It is the ultimate business attire; ready for any business meeting or dinner party. President Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Make America great again, Winter White House, Trumpspeak, Trumper, Trumpism, Trump army, Trump bump, fashion, Trump style, Trump ties, power suit

Now that I live in the big city, I'm getting rid of the jeans and t-shirts and putting on some Trump armor. I think I will go with Armani.

by joecoolthefool June 08, 2017

Walmart wages

Low pay and work hours that prevent you from receiving any benefits. The pay is so poor that you need food stamps and public assistance to survive. Walmart, low wages, poor, food stamps, public assistance, poverty, SNAP, corporatist, big business, the 1%, the 99%

Bro, I have no money for any luxuries in my life. I'm living on Walmart wages.

by joecoolthefool September 11, 2016

faking smart

A person who puts on glasses or uses pretentious words to try and fool people into thinking that they are smart.

I had a date with this female college professor and I was afraid of looking stupid, so I put on some glasses, a cordory jacket with those elbow patches and memorized some four syllable words out of the dictionary. I know, I was faking smart, but I think I can pull it off. smart, fake it til you make it, intelligent, college, university, nerd, geek, professor

by joecoolthefool October 08, 2015