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Footbowl troll

The obnoxious football fans or allumni who criticize on-line the players of their own team when their losing in an important game or bowl game only to suddenly praise them at the end of the game if they win.
My cousin was on Facebook tearing down his qb's performance and calling him soft, they win and suddenly the qb is a genius. Don't mind him, he's a footbowl troll. troll, football fool, fair weather football fan, fan, football, college football, flip-flop, disloyal
by joecoolthefool January 1, 2015
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Minty

A $20 bill with the face of Harriet Tubman, 'Minty' was her nickname. The plural is Minties. Harriet Tubman, $20, $20 bill, twenty dollars, Tubbies, underground railroad, Benjamins, Benjis, dollars
I've got a Minty to cover the taxi ride. If you want to go to dinner though, I have to go to the ATM.
by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016
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trauma mama

A mom who hugs and comforts you when you get physically or emotionally hurt. trauma hug, hurt hug, trauma momma, handy mom, mom, mother, momma, trauma, hurt, injured, accident
Thank goodness when I was young, I had a trauma mama who took care of me after all of my skateboard accidents.
by joecoolthefool September 12, 2016
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Trump Treason

Media hyped use of the word 'treason' meant to suggest that President Donald Trump is colluding with the Russians to win elections and influence the American government. The legal definition of treason is someone providing aid and comfort to an American enemy or waging war against America. Trump Treason does not fit that definition. President Donald Trump, The Donald, make America great again, The Apprentice, Trumper, Trump speak, Trump army, Winter White House, treason, Patriot, Russia, Russiagate, Vladimir Putin, Putin, Trump media, mainstream media, lamestream media, CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, collusion, meddling, Russian meddling
Trump Treason is a giant nothingburger, the establishment hates President Trump and want him to resign.
by joecoolthefool July 15, 2017
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culture pirate

Someone who copies the fashion, hairstyles, music, language or unique ethnic elements from another group in order to make money. Also cultural piracy. It differs from cultural appropriation because it is done specifically to make money not just to look cool. cultural appropriation, cultural vulture, black culture, fashion, hip hop, rap music, Hollywood, thief, pirate, piracy, steal, cultural piracy
My friend Jake is a total culture pirate, he takes the latest fashion from hip hop and brags about how he came up with the idea.
by joecoolthefool June 9, 2017
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fear sweat

The perspiration that develops when you are scared, nervous or overwhelmed by a situation.
My body knew before my brain that there was gonna be trouble when the police pulled me over because I felt the fear sweat on my forehead. fear, scared, nervous, anxious, feardew, frightened
by joecoolthefool August 25, 2015
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Holiday gouch

The period from December 26 to January 1 when the emotional high of the holidays dissipates and a person realizes another year of their life is gone and a new year of crap begins.
I get so depressed during the holiday gouch. Christmas is over, the family has gone and I go back to work in a few days with no parties in sight. post-holiday paranoia, December depression, Christmas craziness,New Year nervousness, holiday, Christmas, New Year, depression, anxiety
by joecoolthefool December 26, 2014
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