swipeitis

The soarness in the fingers used to swipe across the screen of a smartphone or tablet. The muscles and tendons become fatigued with the repetitive motions all day long. smartphone, iphone, tablet, ipad, swipe, internet, text, facebook, twitter, tweet, google, ifinger, itendonitis , tendonitis, scroll up, scroll down, touch screen, computer, index finger
My finger aches by the end of every day, I wish I could just give voice commands like on Star Trek. I've got swipeitis.
by joecoolthefool June 05, 2016
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front-to-back fail

The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.
The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch
by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015
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death smack

The fentanyl-laced heroin that is far more potent and deadly than most heroin and is leading to numerous deaths from respiratory failure. heroin, smack, syringe, morphine, fentanyl, crap, junk, big H, mojo, scag, narcotic, miosis, pinpoint pupils, respiratory depression, respiratory failure, junkie, needle tracts, addiction
There have been so many overdoses with this new death smack that the reversal agent is now being sold over-the-counter.
by joecoolthefool February 04, 2016
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rageifist

1) A person who believes anger, confrontation and violence is a solution to all problems.
2) The opposite of a pacificist.

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We need a leader who is a pacifist, our guy is a rageifist, all he wants to do is fight people and threaten war.
by joecoolthefool October 10, 2017
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extended stay

A person who is in or going to prison and has a lot of time to serve.
I got busted 2 years ago for a B and E and got 15 years. I've got a lot of time to plan what I do when I get out. Bro, we're all on extended stay in this place. prison sentence, doing time, prison, conviction, twenty-five to life, criminals, gangs, Mafia, drug cartel
by joecoolthefool August 16, 2015
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relentless retweeter

The people on twitter who have to constantly re-post messages from other people all day long. You wonder if these people have any original thoughts or ideas of their own.
I can't believe this, every time I go to this guys twitter page, he is constantly re-tweeting some celebrity's controversial quote. No wonder his followers are way down, he's become a relentless retweeter. twitter, tweet, unoriginal, copy, boring, social messaging
by joecoolthefool October 05, 2015
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alpha male tv

The hypermasculine reality tv shows where men race muscle cars, cutdown forests, explore jungles, build log cabins and live as mountain men. reality tv, race cars, mountain men, explorers, MMA, firemen, cops, television, cable tv, alpha male, tough guy, manly man, real man, alpha-male tv
Every Sunday night, I like to watch alpha male tv. I spend all week at a desk job, so seeing men explore the outdoors is awesome.
by joecoolthefool August 07, 2017
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