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Canada

One of America's best allies. There is no reason for Americans to bash Canada or Canadians to bash America. God bless Canada and God bless America. May the two wonderful nations live together in harmony.
America: I love you, Canada!!
Canada: I love you too, America!!
by Joe Smith December 4, 2003
mugGet the Canadamug.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch

The girl next door.

The little honey from your hometown who you first made it to 2nd base with.
From Full Metal Jacket
"your days of fingerbanging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties ARE OVER!"
by Joe Smith September 24, 2004
mugGet the Mary Jane Rottencrotchmug.

dansux

that noob is a dansux
by Joe Smith March 26, 2005
mugGet the dansuxmug.

incharge

A person of jewish decent who enjoys sucking the balls of little boys named Jeremy or Lance.
I heard that Max kid is incharge.
by Joe Smith January 28, 2004
mugGet the inchargemug.

vagina envy

When a man envies a woman because she has a vagina and he does not. Similar to penis envy.
Man, I have some serious vagina envy.
by Joe Smith December 3, 2003
mugGet the vagina envymug.

head bobber

An Indian (from India).

From the way they bob their heads from side to side when they mean to say yes.

(The Indian head bob is similiar to the american nod, except from side to side instead of up and down)
Why does that "Head Bobber" keep telling me yes, he understands when he has no clue what I am saying?
by Joe Smith September 24, 2004
mugGet the head bobbermug.

Gayballer

One who exhibits gay pride. The act of being gay. Not just "in the closet" gay but has to display a very flamboyant gayness that is normally seen at gayday parades or on "Will and Grace". A gayballer is also very promiscuous and will take it anywhere, anytime and from anyone.
Southwest Airlines executive:
"Male fight attendents are typically guilty of gayballing in that they all fuck each other from city to city in these mass gayballer slamfest orgies"
by Joe Smith November 18, 2003
mugGet the Gayballermug.

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