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by Joe Smith December 3, 2003
Get the vagina envy mug.When a weak little guy with a flaming tattoo gets banged in the ass and gets a scrawny little mustache with his own fecal matter (a variation of the Dirty Sanchez.
by Joe Smith September 1, 2004
Get the Dirty Joey mug.Underwear of the mormon religion. Also known as Garments or simply G's. These Magic underwear give mormons the power of flight, invisibility, x-ray vision and gardening. Don't ask a mormon about his majic underwear or you will be attacked by an army of scary happy plastic robots
Man, good thing I had on my magic underwear, or I would have been killed when that steam-roller rolled over me.
by Joe Smith January 14, 2005
Get the magic underwear mug.Deloitte is a form of slavery, however there are invisible chains that restrain people. The people who realize their destructive plight are usually the ones to quit or die, by that time it's too late. They are usually physically, mentally or emotionally scarred. Alcohol soon becomes a loving companion.
Joe works at Deloitte for 115 hours a day and although he has a family at home, he choses to go to the bar after work in order to forget the preceeding episode of ill treatment.
by Joe Smith May 13, 2005
Get the deloitte mug.n. v. Someone who, often clandestinely will use microphone(s) on clothing, rigs etc. to record and disseminate live concerts, attractions
by Joe Smith March 9, 2003
Get the taper mug.the haircut given to all asian males...instantly obtained after sleeping on the right side of ur face and constantly going to school without brushing it at all
Greg: Hey Jesse! Do you want to do something today?
Jesse: Nah I can't . ..I'm going to get the Wayne Cut tonite
Jesse: Nah I can't . ..I'm going to get the Wayne Cut tonite
by joe smith May 13, 2005
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