joe momma's definitions

wankalonka

a tall blond that sucks off a midget.

The wankalanka went to the fair and straigt to the freak show.

by Joe Momma November 5, 2003

sexygreat

Originated in August 2004 when an overweight alcoholic found no existing words appropriate to describe his stylish disciples. Combination of "sexy" and "great," but is most often used ironically. Can be used to describe something that is both sexy and great, but this object/individual must be so smokin hot that no one mistakes your affection for sarcasm.

The dude at the gas station is sexygreat.

or

Jared Leto used to be sexygreat but now he looks like a woman.

by Joe Momma January 2, 2005

techno

Pure bliss

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by Joe momma October 21, 2003

shmooze

the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes

ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.

by joe momma May 27, 2003

shaggy 2 dope

proof that 2days music is shit

man...shaggy 2 dope is soo fucked.

by joe momma January 19, 2005

betanshit

stupid fucktard whose car and money are the ones that has friends, not him.

A fucktard

run man, here comes betanshit!

by joe momma June 7, 2004

Triple j

another word for shit!

shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

by joe momma January 18, 2005