shatty fatmas

1. When a man shits in a woman's vagina while blowina an ancient ram horn one of those horns that goes "wwwwwwwvvvvvvvhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbgttttt " now you may think this serves a purpose, but unfortunately this is completely unnecessary saran wrap can also be used to seal in the freshness

2. When a female bear shoves its shit up its pussy for warmth during hibernation

John: So how was your time with starla las t night?
Rick: Oh it was great i gave a her a shatty fatmas!
John: Ohh AWESOME!!
Rick: Yeah she went to Shoprite to pick up a 6 pack of douches






Crocodile Hunter: NOW OBSERVE AS THE FEMALE USES THE SHATTY FATMAS TECHNIQUE FOR WARMTH!!

by Joe Momma April 25, 2005

John Travolta

living proof that anyone can fly a plane.

I don't think an example is needed.

by joe momma January 19, 2005

wankalonka

a tall blond that sucks off a midget.

The wankalanka went to the fair and straigt to the freak show.

by Joe Momma November 05, 2003

atomic betty

An over rated cartoon recently added to the Cartoon Network line-up.

Not funny, not cool that pretty much describes it.

by JOE MOMMA June 04, 2005

Gundam SEED

The gayest gundam so far. A show that is a detailed yet horribly boring gundam spin-off. Trys to be a soap opera way to hard even though it's fucking anime.

G Gundam is the only gundam show worth watching.

by JOE MOMMA April 20, 2005

snoggle

the act of giving a blowjob while keeping your teeth togther and thrusting one's junk in between the side of the teeth and the cheek.
Otherwise known as an SGL

Dude_1:Hey man how was Stacy?
Dude_2: Yeah that chick was a a skank... she let me snoggle her right after condom sex...

by Joe Momma January 24, 2004

hostile

an unholy level of ugliness

Dude, what were you thinking when you hooked up with her? That chick is hostile.

by joe momma January 19, 2004