joe momma's definitions

wankalonka

a tall blond that sucks off a midget.

The wankalanka went to the fair and straigt to the freak show.

by Joe Momma November 5, 2003

shatty fatmas

1. When a man shits in a woman's vagina while blowina an ancient ram horn one of those horns that goes "wwwwwwwvvvvvvvhhhhhhhhhhhhhbbbbbbbbgttttt " now you may think this serves a purpose, but unfortunately this is completely unnecessary saran wrap can also be used to seal in the freshness

2. When a female bear shoves its shit up its pussy for warmth during hibernation

John: So how was your time with starla las t night?
Rick: Oh it was great i gave a her a shatty fatmas!
John: Ohh AWESOME!!
Rick: Yeah she went to Shoprite to pick up a 6 pack of douches






Crocodile Hunter: NOW OBSERVE AS THE FEMALE USES THE SHATTY FATMAS TECHNIQUE FOR WARMTH!!

by Joe Momma April 24, 2005

snoggle

the act of giving a blowjob while keeping your teeth togther and thrusting one's junk in between the side of the teeth and the cheek.
Otherwise known as an SGL

Dude_1:Hey man how was Stacy?
Dude_2: Yeah that chick was a a skank... she let me snoggle her right after condom sex...

by Joe Momma January 23, 2004

hostile

an unholy level of ugliness

Dude, what were you thinking when you hooked up with her? That chick is hostile.

by joe momma January 18, 2004

twerkalating

When A person decides to go crazy and bump and grind on the dance floor

She was twerkalating somthing fierce

by Joe Momma May 13, 2005

rap

First off this is my definition to make everyone happy. I personally prefer metal,rock or reggae. By the way I am black.
ok...

a. A form of musical poetry about how hard life is

b. rap= CRAP

c. A music that's fun to dance to and is played at parties.

d. Annoying ass music played at parties

e. What's ruining our generation

There you have it

50 cent is a popular rap artist
Biggie is a good rap artists
Eminem is a wigger
"Rap is Crap"

by JOE MOMMA May 15, 2005

shmooze

the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes

ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.

by joe momma May 27, 2003