joe bob's definitions

Woosha

A phrase used durring a time of excessive joy.

My friend Jason shouted out ,"Woosha when he rolled a Yahtzee."

by Joe Bob December 14, 2003

Lube Love

anal love making... gotta have that lube.

We used a whole tube o' lube last night while making some sweet lube love.

by Joe Bob October 28, 2003

Goded

Goded is A.P.S.B.C.
Goded owns all.

To be in goded you must believe in APSBC.

by Joe Bob February 28, 2005

The New Jersey Monster

The monster that lives in the Pines of New Jersey
...EEk

I saw The New Jersey Monster and i pissed myself.

by Joe Bob May 13, 2005

slam dancing

Slam dancing is a XxXhardcoreXxX form of moshing done at local shows when fast music is playing. If you don't slam dance, you're a pussy. The most popular moves consist of the "floor punch", the "two step", the "creepy crawl", "spin kick", "xback-swingx", etc... You basicaly have to pretend you're a ninja and you're fighting invisible people in a nearly empty circle (because everyone is too pussy to slam dance).

Yo dude! Have Heart is playing a show saturday!!! I can't wait to do some slam dancing to their music!!

by Joe Bob February 19, 2005

smurf

To be demoted. To lose political power.

The Vice President has just been smurfed! He is being put on "special assignments."

by Joe Bob April 27, 2002

clean face

1. Has never participated in an act of oral sex.

2. Has never acted in a film of pornographic nature.

1. 'Dude, she's really hot, and she has a clean face!'

2. No porn star has a clean face.

by Joe Bob April 26, 2004