joe bob's definitions

Ditech.com

the most annoying fucking thing in the world. it should die.

Lost another loan to ditech!

by Joe Bob June 7, 2004

Lube Love

anal love making... gotta have that lube.

We used a whole tube o' lube last night while making some sweet lube love.

by Joe Bob October 28, 2003

Mae

A band with 5 members, emoish and kick ass.

I saw Mae today, in Boston, in the middle of the street, playing Tisbury Lane.

by Joe Bob March 5, 2005

powerbook

When it was introduced in 1991, it was one of the most revolutionary designs of the time for laptops, with a trackball between the user and the keyboard. Later PowerBooks were the first with 16 Bit internal stereo and trackpads in the portable consumer market. Nowadays they are extremely powerful, and hold their value quite well.

My PowerBook 100 from 1991 starts in 10 seconds and shuts down in 1 second. Dang that's fast.

by joe bob May 13, 2005

doom23

Some gay noob that played runescape for 5 years and suck like crap.

He also begs for cash all the time and make up things.

Look at that noob doom23 coming! Everybody run!

by joe bob February 8, 2005

clean face

1. Has never participated in an act of oral sex.

2. Has never acted in a film of pornographic nature.

1. 'Dude, she's really hot, and she has a clean face!'

2. No porn star has a clean face.

by Joe Bob April 26, 2004

The New Jersey Monster

The monster that lives in the Pines of New Jersey
...EEk

I saw The New Jersey Monster and i pissed myself.

by Joe Bob May 13, 2005