Although some beleive it's a tree, Spruce is a human being whose parents can't stop naming their kids after trees. Spruce is a flaming homosexual and should never be trusted.
Don't trust Spruce. I bent over to pick up my dollar, and he tried sticking his head up my ass. So then I stabbed him.
by Joe February 14, 2004
the handle bars that are on the inside of the car above the windows that you hold on to and scream oh shit when about to get into an accident
Yo dude, we were grabbin on those oh shit bars hardcore when that dick of a driver hit the other car
by Joe February 24, 2003
Substitute SF swear word used by many inhabitants of Mega City One in Judge Dredd, Britain's top comcis character for two decades.
by Joe October 29, 2003
Joe:Lets meet at noon.
Devin:I have a dentist appontment at 12 so I cant.
Joe:You putz noon is 3....god...
Devin:I have a dentist appontment at 12 so I cant.
Joe:You putz noon is 3....god...
by Joe August 04, 2004
by Joe January 02, 2005