joe 's definitions

crotch watcher

crotch watcher
A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have sexual intercourse with the prospect. It is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.

EX:
Joe: "Dude, I keep catching my girlfriend crotch watching random black guys."
Lenny: "Maybe it's because you have a small dick, dude."

by Joe April 7, 2005

brosia

a hairy firearms noob

That big gorilla is almost as hairy as brosia.

by Joe February 15, 2005

holohoax

Used by white supremacists and anti-semites to refer to the holocaust. Also known as the holocau$t

It seems like every year we have a holohoax memorial.

by Joe March 3, 2007

picudo

A Mexican word for a gangsta (cholo) wanna-be, usually younger, a junior high student, who thinks he's all that.

Mire el picudo, ese. Se cree muy muy.

Look at that wanna-be, he thinks he's all that.

by Joe February 20, 2004

schmidty

A pretty swell guy who is normally , white, bald or balding, and occasionally over weight.

"Hey, look at that guy he is such a schmidty"

or

"That schmidty over there just spilled ice cream on himself"

by Joe January 19, 2004

sssorn

Dellusional egotistical moron, AKA "Pain in the ass" Sssorn

Everyone laughed at the Creator>AoW statement by Sssorn

by Joe August 22, 2003

blazed

when you are so fucked up on mary ja wanna that you cant see straight

tim is fookin' blazed

by Joe April 12, 2004