joe's definitions

nethead

1. A Grateful Dead fan that uses the Internet to trade "taper" audio of live GD shows.

2. The domain one picks when he misses getting deadhead.com by two days.

The Internet was invented so that netheads could trade tapes.

by Joe March 7, 2005

slapnuts

a person who does not know how to do anything at all.

the slapnut couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

by JOE December 22, 2003

snipped

A circumcised penis.

"You better get that out my ear or I'll have you snipped!"

by Joe May 13, 2005

mandzuk

ugly inuit/indian lady with facial hair

by joe October 28, 2003

Glass Bottom Ship

AN act of torture used on one's worst enemies. The act involves first leaving a log in a toliet. Then one must take captive of your enemy and wrap their face with plastic wrap (NOT TIGHT!!!, No need for sufication) then you proceed to give them a swirlie in the toliet that has the dung in it... Hence glass bottom ship...

I hate Hate him so badly, I want to give him a glass bottom ship...

by Joe December 12, 2003

mink

a ladys genitals.

i bet she has a tight mink.

by Joe May 24, 2003

sexafile

Someone who cant get enough sex

Kaysha:I slept with a dog,hampster,horse,cat,rat,and my boyfriend last night...And I still had to masterbait.

Joe:Your a real sexafile

by Joe July 19, 2004