Twat

A pregnant fish which is really fat and stupid and looks funny.

Wow look at that twat!

by Joe January 06, 2007

blumby

recieving a blow job while taking a shit

Tom recently recieved a blumpy in the bathroom at mcdonalds.

by joe May 13, 2005

booze pooze

definition:all encompassing term used to explain any fumes,fragrance or feces being
offensivly obvious.
only applicable after a heavy bout of boozing

example 1
man:whats that smell, its like a skunk on heat.
hungover man: i got booze pooze, i'm gonna take the kids to the pool.

together: ha ha ha

by joe April 23, 2005

Whiz Poppin'

Similiar to "what's good", but a catchier slang. Wanted to know what the deal is for tonight.

Hey Dan, whiz poppin' tonight?

by Joe July 02, 2003

doofimizm

1) A stupid phrase or non-existant word which commonly dribbles out of the mouth of a typical moron, thus proving how stupid they really are. (See nuculer or misunderestimated)

George Bush II has committed many a doofimizm and only a comlplete idiot or a Republican would deny that he is a total moron. (Sorry, I guess "comlplete idiot" and "Republican" are redundant terms.)

by JOE August 27, 2003

eat pussy

to lick a girls pussy

Lisa? Oh i ate her pussy last night

by joe February 04, 2004

colita

A rhesus monkey colony in Arizona.

Sam was eaten by the monkeys at Colita.

by Joe May 03, 2004