joe's definitions

chanda heng

a girl in my shop who is asian and is very retarded. also a word to describe retarded asian people.

You are so dumb...i swear u are such a Chanda Heng!!!

by joe March 22, 2005

rain

a free car wash for poor people

yo, check out the rain
yeah, free car wash nigga

by Joe March 12, 2005

law dog

Old school definition for the cops.

I got pulled over by the law dogs today.

by Joe July 15, 2004

jumblees

my nuts mofukers dam straight bitch and Ryan Knox will suk on ur jumblees for a nickel

his numba is 1 800 big bitch if u wanna hook up wit him biatch

by Joe February 8, 2005

Dental Dan

Putting saran wrap over a chick's cooch while going out on her as to not get the nastyness on ur face in the process

I had to use a dental dan she was so nasty down there

by Joe February 6, 2004

schmeckle

not 100% sure of spelling

hebrew/yiddish slang for a small penis

put your schleckle back in your pants, you putz!

by Joe February 11, 2003

amole

Dumbass child

he is a amole

by Joe July 18, 2003