joe's definitions

turdizzle

used to say i have to poop

yo dawg i have to take a turdizzle

by joe May 13, 2005

snipped

A circumcised penis.

"You better get that out my ear or I'll have you snipped!"

by Joe May 13, 2005

cheese

a dairy product usually served on rye bread

Yo, ddaawwwggg, i need some cheese, son!

by joe May 13, 2005

shank

to steal, such as the act of taking something without permission.

Yo, that dude just shanked my noodes.

by joe May 13, 2005

snowboard

the easier version of skiing, "only cool people snowboard" because other people do it. For example all girls snowoard just becuase the guys do it. For real a snowsport check out freeskiing. Tanner hall

Yo check out that douchebag snowboarding, he thinks he soo cool.

by Joe May 13, 2005

under the bridge

an awesome song by the red hot chili peppers from the "blood sugar sex magik" album.

dude, you can play under the bridge?

by Joe May 13, 2005

closeted homowhatever

A term used by a homosexual who is still in the closet to deny his homosexual. Originates from the Broadway show Avenue Q.

I am not a closeted homowhatever.

by Joe February 26, 2005