cuntslap

1. a nice tap on the pubic region of a woman. 2. My friend Billy

Billy is a cuntslap.

by Joe November 07, 2004

fat-off

Means something is bigger than normal.

(Person 2 just went off course and right into Person 1.)
Person 1: Shit! Why did you run into me???
Person 2: A bee just flew in my face! Man, that was one fat-off bee!

by joe April 22, 2005

sewer rat

an ugly person who has bigg ass teeth and has no freinds and everyone makes fun of them.

erica is a sewer rat and no one likes them thats why they get everyone to hate them!

by joe February 10, 2005

wet dog in a tub

when you try to insert both testicles into your partner's asshole. the phrase is referring to the inability to keep a dog in a bathtub, much like the inability to keep both your balls in their asshole.

krishnan tried to achieve a wet dog in a tub, but it failed.

by joe February 18, 2004

Mole

A myopic alcoholic music major with a penchant for deficating in sinks.

When Mole arrives at our parties, we lock the bathroom doors.

by Joe December 28, 2004

fagasexual

1. A person who is married and says he is not gay but really
2. A Flaringly gay individual.

1.kobe bryant is a fagasexual.
2. Elton John is a fagasexual.

by Joe December 23, 2002

haggisneeb

a scottish neeb

Jamie Manson is such a haggisneeb

by Joe September 29, 2003