joe's definitions

mlah

a term spoken after a false statement to infer a joke; fooling someone; to denote previous statement as false; to imply dominent social status over the other.

Used in conjunction with, "this dude," or "this guy."

Generally pronounced with the exsessive smacking of the tongue and lip upon opening to make the "m" sound.

Hanging ones own tongue out following the completition of the word is not uncommon.

A term use exclusively in the city of Corpus Christi, Texas, or by those native to South Texas.

"Hey, Alfredo, you have some cool British Knights," Julio said. "Mlah, this dude, thinking BKs are still cool. What the fuck?
Javier said, "Mlah, this guy."
"I'll fucking kick your ass," Alfredo said.

by Joe May 30, 2004

pop a cap in your ass

to shoot someone in their posterior

I want to pop a cap in your ass

by Joe August 25, 2003

trikks

Halfling molestor

Trikks hat Fuesse haarige!

by Joe August 22, 2003

tekchubby

sexual arousal from purchase and use of electronic gear.

Aaron got a huge tekchubby when he bought his new palm pilot.

by Joe February 13, 2004

cushy

comfortable, touchable, fun to cuddle with

Her figure made her look really cushy, so we decided to call her that

by Joe April 6, 2004

metalcore

A term that is used by some bands to gain more fans. Also used by some people who dont know music for shit and label bands the wrong way. For more information see gay

Hey check out this band Lamb of god, there metalcore. fuck you, no there not. There thrash metal

by joe March 26, 2005

roflmfaowmaptwiel

roling on the floor laughing my friggin' arse off with my ankles pounding the wall in extreme laughter

Joe: "Hello!"
A Liar: "roflmfaowmaptwiel"

by Joe June 20, 2003