joe's definitions

scunner

twat

what a scunner

by Joe September 15, 2003

arse fetta

the clammy, milky substance, cheesy found around the male arse, typically after having not washed for several days.

after camping for several days, Dave could feel his "arse fetta" squelch as he walked.

by Joe September 21, 2003

Cock Fetta

The milky substance around the "Bell End" after having not washed for several days. (also see "Smeg" and "Nob Cheese"

Dave girl was going down when she remarked "Fuck that! go wash that Cock Fetta off!"

by Joe September 21, 2003

uggernaught

a seriously unattractive female

Tim was out on the piss one night and pulled a right fucking "uggernaught"

by Joe September 21, 2003

Det0r

An alias of Detrimental - a known NZ gamer.

Det0r is such a leet cunt

by Joe September 22, 2003

gentlemans wash

washing of the male genitalia in the sink

Tim didnt have time for a shower, so he got his fella out for a "gentlemans wash!

by Joe September 23, 2003

I.V.

Isla Vista, the place where all the mad partygoers from UCSB (University of Casual Sex and Beer) go to get drunk off their asses, smoke bowls larger than Bill Gates' ego, and light couches on fire.

I'm goin' down to I.V. to get me some ASS!

by joe September 26, 2003