913 definitions by joe

do the math

To ask someone to choose

There was a pack of two for 74p, and a pack of three for 60p, which is better? you do the math

by joe April 7, 2005

maikhoi

guardian of Ranky, Lou, Penwin, sheeip, floppy, baby lou, ranky hair boi, ma-ssagay, beakwin, beakcheeks, bom, beak, bunnay, and many more.

maikhoi helicopter girl

by joe April 14, 2004

chunking

going down on a woman that has a yeast infection

I was chunking all night on her frothy pussy.

by joe June 11, 2004

closeted homowhatever

A term used by a homosexual who is still in the closet to deny his homosexual. Originates from the Broadway show Avenue Q.

I am not a closeted homowhatever.

by joe February 26, 2005

sausage

an Italian man's massive cock

I got a big Italian sausage.

by joe February 12, 2003

duh-brain

some one stupid, when they dont know somthing obvious.

*says somthing wrong*
"your wrong, Duh-brain!"

by joe December 16, 2004

To Pull a Kevin

To try to reach into a large, black lesbian's vagina while someone else is sitting on her stomach, tickling her; such a lesbian usually has an afro and may be wearing Birkenstocks.

(Lesbian) "NO! NO! Don't pull a Kevin on me! Oh God!"

by joe March 17, 2005