joe's definitions

zejza

Breast

Nixtieq naqbadlek iz zejza!
Kemm andek zejza kbira!
Andek zejza imqadsa!
Namillek 3 sieghat nerdalek iz zejza

by Joe October 8, 2003

j.r.r. tolkien

john ronald raoule tolekien. groundbreaking fantasy author of mid-twentieth century; mostly known for "the lord of the rings" series and "the hobbit."

by joe October 12, 2003

frat

a place that breeds retarded fucks (very similar to a collegiate football program). These guys usually care about nothing but getting drunk and raping ignorant women that are dumb enough to let it happen. They have attitudes that closely resemble that of the ass holes you hated in jr high. I love how they make new recruits wear dress clothes and act all upstanding and important, yet they are the worst piles of trash on campus. Most members end up drinking and fucking off so much that their future becomes nothing more than a handfull of stories from the past.

go to McDonnalds 8 years from today.look for the guy asking if you want "fries with that"

by Joe September 25, 2004

Man

1. Man - A word used to address another, particularly in america.

2. Man - Human Being

1. "Dude, man, like, that dude over there just totally rocks, man.

2. "There is a man named Charlie who will meet you at the dock, give this money to him."

by Joe February 21, 2005

ass-backwards

adj. - wrong, abnormal, negatively unique, against the norm (the norm owns mee)

Why do anything the normal way when we can do it ass-backwards?

by Joe March 20, 2003

grainne

a blonde female prone to borging (see definition of 'borge')

Look at Grainne borging in that new top.

by Joe April 7, 2003

Internet Gangsta

The Internet Gangsta derived from the lowest depths of the world wide web. AOL is believed to be responsible for this, thus they are sometimes referred to as an AOL Gangsta or internet hard ass. They have no clue about what real gang life, struggling, fighting, slangin', or jail is like, outside of their computer monitor. They often have a group of other Internet Gangstas to accompany them on their many trips to the "Internet Slums" where they can let all the others in the chat know of their reputation and ability to do a drive by typing on your e-mail or send you a gangsta virus. They often talk in online ao133t and say things like "dont mess with me", 'my crew will fuck you up", and "i represent crips, southside AOL fo life niggas". All threats made by Internet Gangstas should be chalked up to complete and total bullshit, seeing as the user can't:
A.) Run his mouth in person, and,
B.) Is a mid-upper class whiteboy with something to prove.

Also see: internet tough guy and internet thug.

bloodkilla: yea me n da boys spammed dis email last nite dawg fo real!!11
bloodkilla_nerd_posse: yea dawgz dont fucks wit the aol posse ya digs!?!?@?344
bloodkilla_nerd2: yea represtent yo clik man, westside online slums fo life G!!111
bloodkilla: yea dawg, ne1 say diff no dey git a virus fuckn wit us G11!1

by Joe August 30, 2004