joe's definitions

election

something that just had the stupidest shit ever happen on it

and so senator kerry has conceded form the election

Joe: FUUUUCK!

by Joe November 3, 2004

mandzuk

ugly inuit/indian lady with facial hair

by joe October 28, 2003

mink

a ladys genitals.

i bet she has a tight mink.

by Joe May 24, 2003

Glass Bottom Ship

AN act of torture used on one's worst enemies. The act involves first leaving a log in a toliet. Then one must take captive of your enemy and wrap their face with plastic wrap (NOT TIGHT!!!, No need for sufication) then you proceed to give them a swirlie in the toliet that has the dung in it... Hence glass bottom ship...

I hate Hate him so badly, I want to give him a glass bottom ship...

by Joe December 12, 2003

cheapbastard

A cheap Jewish person

That cheapbastard is picking up quarters

by Joe February 28, 2005

sakar

n. one who is overly pretentious, a faker. From tribal Indian "se CAR", meaning "one who is fake". A term once used to describe foreigners who would attempt to trade by trying to imitate the Indians

"Look at him, trying so hard to impress by being someone he's not. He's such a sakar."

by Joe March 31, 2005

Marker

To completley own someone in every way possible. To destroy their soul and entire meaning of existence, to utterly dominate them in a way that was previously thought impossible because of how bad they suck.

1. I fucking showed that dick wad the marker!

2. Dude, that kid markered your ass!

by Joe June 17, 2005