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The act of smearing one's testicles in a fruity jam and placing them onto the eyes of an unsuspecting victim. A derivative of teabagging.
by JM March 18, 2004
Get the Jamsackingmug. short for synchronize: to set two things to the same time or value, or to update a database shared by two devices
by JM May 9, 2003
Get the syncmug. A post-apocaliptic, non-linear science-fiction anime created by Peter Chung that explores the relationship between sociopathic philantropists of two seperate governments: one a female terrorist, Aeon Flux, and another a scientist and dictator, Trevor Goodchild.
The show debuted in 1991 as part of Mtv's Liquid Television, the last episode being made in 1995.
The show debuted in 1991 as part of Mtv's Liquid Television, the last episode being made in 1995.
Aeon Flux: "Fine to play with my feelings, but you are involving innocent people, Trevor! What are you doing to that poor girl!"
Trevor: "Jealous?"
Trevor: "Jealous?"
by JM December 17, 2004
Get the Aeon Fluxmug. A supposedly narcotic spirit which originated in the 17th century and became popular during the turn of the century in Europe and further popularized by famous artists and writers.
Absinthe has an opaque green color with a licorice aroma and a high alcohol content, typically containing anise, artemesia pontica, melissa, fennel, hyssop and lemonbalm; some immitation absinthes contain the original controversial ingredient wormwood, which contains the neurotoxin thujone.
Immitation absinthes, despite manufacturers claims, have only a general similarity with absinthes drank a century ago. The historically romanticized drink was Pernod Fils, a French Absinthe, which contained wormwood, and the exact recipe of which was never known. However, in 2004 It was painstakingly resurrected by microbiologist Ted Breaux, who owned two original bottles, and formed a private company selling limited batches of the real thing.
Absinthe has an opaque green color with a licorice aroma and a high alcohol content, typically containing anise, artemesia pontica, melissa, fennel, hyssop and lemonbalm; some immitation absinthes contain the original controversial ingredient wormwood, which contains the neurotoxin thujone.
Immitation absinthes, despite manufacturers claims, have only a general similarity with absinthes drank a century ago. The historically romanticized drink was Pernod Fils, a French Absinthe, which contained wormwood, and the exact recipe of which was never known. However, in 2004 It was painstakingly resurrected by microbiologist Ted Breaux, who owned two original bottles, and formed a private company selling limited batches of the real thing.
"After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world."
- Oscar Wilde
- Oscar Wilde
by JM December 17, 2004
Get the Absinthemug. 1. Result of when one pisses themself
2. Result of sitting on a public toilet after someone pissed on it.
2. Result of sitting on a public toilet after someone pissed on it.
1. Mike was so nervous, he got yellow pants.
2. Some fucker didn't wipe off the seat! Now I got yellow pants!
2. Some fucker didn't wipe off the seat! Now I got yellow pants!
by JM May 13, 2005
Get the yellow pantsmug. 
White man sushi. Sushi rolls made from non-traditional ingredients.
For Example:
Jackass Roll -
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, avocado, BBQ pork, french fries & a garlic chili mayo sauce.
Perfected by Tex Wasabi's in Santa Rosa, California
For Example:
Jackass Roll -
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, avocado, BBQ pork, french fries & a garlic chili mayo sauce.
Perfected by Tex Wasabi's in Santa Rosa, California
by jm February 15, 2005
Get the gringo sushimug.