jj's definitions

fucktard

A combination of the words 'Fuck' and 'Retard', this word can be used to mean 'Fucking retard', or even some kind of genetically modified super mega industrial retard.

"Hey guys, Bergkamp is the most influential player in the world", "Go away Pubert, you fucktard"

by JJ May 4, 2006

cannibal corpse

a really awesome band. pay no attention to lame motherfuckers like "larstait" and "sven" they are just haters. CANNIBAL CORPSE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the best death metal band around

by jj August 11, 2004

Hizzle

Your crib

Hey baby lets go back to my hizzle fo shizzle

by JJ July 18, 2003

gummin

When a toothles old lady perfoms oral sex.

Joshs grandma has me cummin for some gummin!

by JJ March 25, 2005

chotch

People usually of lebanese decent who dress in black leather with button up shirts, all black, and wear boots with a buckle. Ussually found at bars.

That guy must think hes a chotch

by JJ November 13, 2003

Double Gooch Kick

when you hit 2 people simultaneously in their gooches.

That bastard gave us a double gooch kick...so we killed his family and burned him at the cross.

by JJ January 16, 2004

kewl

kewl means wants to be cool, but it just is not cool.

The teacher is kewl

by jj September 1, 2003