jj's definitions

parmp

a dude with a perm that's obviously a pimp. done for style by metrosexuals

hey see that curly haired guy he's a parmp

by jj May 13, 2005

embottle

to embrace or understand
2- to wrap around
3- inside, contained within or inside the internal (usually used in the context of inner meaning)

1-I embottled this concept quickly
2-I must embottle this package with wrapping paper
3- I found the answer embottled in my inner psych

by JJ September 23, 2004

bangkok padang

a flavor deriving from the house of Zhang

"Excuse me, but does this establishment carry any House of Zhang Bangkok Padang?"

(followed by confused look)

"Well then, fuck you. I'll have the chicken."

by JJ May 7, 2005

IB

International B*****. That's the abbreviation for the people who came up with this censored.

IB students don't talk like a ghetto kid.

Student 1: Yo nigga y can't me be in da IB joint?

Student: Because you are an idiot.

by JJ January 3, 2005

heavy metal

heavy metal rules!!! ignore the negative posts.they are heavy metal haters!!!

blacksabbath,slayer,metallica,motley crue,poison,superjoint ritual.

by jj August 2, 2004

mojacklet

the universal word. also the stem of several other famous words.
it is an adj, adv, n, v, etc.

1)n. something so fucking cool you have to say mojaklet.
2) the word you say to describe something when you want to sound perverted but completely mystify your friends.
3)outrageously sic
4) the liquid that makes up a cum bubble

other forms:
mojackulet
mojackulate
mojackify
mojackulism
mojackeuler
sweet mojacklet

at at foot ball game I saw this dude return the punt for a touch down and then they got 2 point convertion.
i said
" oh oh oohhh that was some sweet mojacklet"

by jj January 21, 2005

bagpipes

another name for a lung/bong made of half a bottle and and bag

sort us out a phat creamy bagpipe, dave....

by JJ January 5, 2004