kewl

kewl means wants to be cool, but it just is not cool.

The teacher is kewl

by jj September 01, 2003

apeshit

adj. An undignified loss of control, as in "To go apeshit".

"After losing the election, George went apeshit, trashing the Oval Office, the War Room, and the Clinton Memorial Bedroom."

by JJ July 13, 2004

Incest

Having sex with members of ones own family.

Incest, the game the whole family can play.

by JJ July 30, 2003

new jersey

A great place with mostly friendly people. South Jersey is lovely. Lots of expensive Housing developments. Lots of pretty little victortian towns too. Theres nothing like the Jersey Shore or Jersey Tomatoes! Lots of emo is from Jersey. Jersey has a good local punk scene, ive heard too.

Mmm Jersey Tomatoes.

by JJ January 20, 2004

Beat off crazy

To talk or think about something so much that you completely obsess over it.

G won't stop quoting 'Napoleon Dynamite', he's totally beat off crazy for it.

by jj March 18, 2005

skizzbucket

dude who uninvitingly gropes/cops a feel on a unsuspecting girl

"Watch out for Mike, he's a total skizzbucket"

by JJ December 15, 2004

Gooch kick

wen u kick someone has hard as you can right in the gooch

i tried to give that fucker a gooch kick but i missed...now he has to shit from a tube.

by JJ January 11, 2004